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Gwand Opuning

cannonbawlfranci Nov 23, 2012 07:56 PM

Willow pushes da lasht rack uf bwead dough into da cooler. Der! She picks up hur lisht an checks it once more. Bwead dough weady to bake, done. Cookie doughs weady to bake, done. Soups made an weady to heat, done. Pies an tawrtletts, done. Cakes, done. Pastries weady to bake in da fweezer, done. Sigh, dis shure ish a lot uf work. I fink I gots to hire sum hewlp. Dunno how aunty Franci did it on hur own. She opens da fwidge an checks awll da sammich makings. Otay, dat dood. Tables set, done, coffe an tea pots weady to go. Willow wooks in da kitshun fur a large sheet uf paper an a marker. Finding dem she lays dem on da tabul an pwints in lawrge letters, Help Wanted...Apply inshide. She hangs da sign on da door as she goes owt an finally heads fur home....
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Replies (21)

Hulakits Nov 24, 2012 01:01 AM

Oh, I just gotta get my cookies and stuff fur da holydays at Willow's pwace! Can I pwace an order now fur a mince pie? I let yu know later wat cookies I want.
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

TheZooCrew Nov 24, 2012 01:08 AM

I can't wait to try the soups. I just love soup!

Purrs,

BamBam
who knows where she is going for lunch!

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The Zoo Crew
BamBam, Cuddles and Calley
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

ttpurr4cat Nov 24, 2012 08:06 AM

Iz too young to work but I shure can eat.....so can Hank. We wants a samwich and soup and mook and pastwies fur dessert, pwease.
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Tessa, Lilly and Hank

In loving memory of all the past Purrs,who we will always love.

cyclopsgrl Nov 24, 2012 09:42 AM

Oh, Ise kant wait to try Willow's bwead. Fwesh bwead is sos dood! Specially when made wiff luff.
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)

teganslaw Nov 25, 2012 09:27 AM

I'm too young to work yet, but I love to eat. The pastries and bread sound good. Everything sounds good! I'll be placing ordes soon.

Lucky

PHCatnip Nov 24, 2012 06:07 PM

Whatcha want help with, Willow? If you lookin' for a taste tester, I'm your guy!
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Luff,
The Catnip Crew....Riley, Ashley, Harley, Mushka and Nicky

In Loving Memory of our precious Bridge Angels:
Munchkin 8/95-6/09(mom's heart).....
Casey 8/93-2/11(mom's soul)......
Meadow 11/99-9/10 and Maddie 4/94-4/10

MinnesnowtaKits Nov 24, 2012 06:41 PM

Timmy: Willow dear, I think you've done a good job getting effurryfing reddy! Now, you know I'm here to do anyfing you want ... the bait and adbenchur shop isn't so bizzy during the winter, so I gots plenny of time to do anyfing here. I fink I might look a lil snazzy with a bowtie as a waiter, whattayoufink?

Wiscats Nov 24, 2012 08:44 PM

Simi: I no haff a job. I not eber hadda job. But I smart and I can lern stuff. I do whateber I told. I wud like da job.
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The 9 Wiscats. Every life should have 9 cats.
Belle, love bunny
Henri, married to Bayli
Simba, widowerkit (RIP Sassy)
Annie-Claire, widowkit (RIP Sammy)
Sylvie-Chantal, widowkit (RIP Roni)
Simone-Mireille, fiancee of Loki
Poucette-Noelle, widowkit (RIP Remi)
Andre-Guillaume, married to Maria
Madeleine-Louise Munchkin, married to Bailey, mamakit to Ariel
In memory of precious and beloved angel kitties: Pierre (1979-1996), Louis Catorze (1984-2000), Giselle-Lizabeth (2005-2007), Monsieur Gervais le Blanc (1995-2007), Clochette-Giselle (2006-2007), The Excellent Lady Sophie-Marie (1990-2009), Beau (1992-2009), Miss Minette (Button) (1992-2010)
~~ plus varying numbers of foster kitties coming and going. Right now, Miss Maple ~~

cannonbawlfranci Nov 25, 2012 12:36 AM

otay simi, yu hiwered, Willow takes down da sine an hands Simi a apwun...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

cannonbawlfranci Nov 25, 2012 12:38 AM

I fink dat a gweat idea! Smoooooooooooooooch
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

cannonbawlfranci Nov 25, 2012 12:44 AM

Otay guys, wets get to wurk...Timmy yu gets da shoup fwum da fwidge an put dem on da stofe. Simmy would yu stwart gettin da bwead racks owt uf da big cooler sho it canstwart to wise? I get da pastries in da offun fur da urly cwoud...at least i hope der a cwoud. I sho nerfus...do yu fink any will come to eat?

Da thwee kits get to wurk an shoon da shmell uf warm pastwys fwills da shop fowwoed by da aroma uf bakin bwead. At nine on da cwock Willow unwocks da shop door an hangs da opun sine den goes to stwart da tea an coffee...she looks at da door ankshushly wonderin iffun dey will get any customers...
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Sammywhee Nov 25, 2012 01:55 AM

snowbunna an nortee show up at the door sniffin away... snow say hur lufs lufs lufs breads an cookies... nortee say iffin u needs a floor cleaner he u're puppy...


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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

cannonbawlfranci Nov 25, 2012 02:51 PM

Snowbunna, how bout a nise fwesh loaf uf carrot bwead? An heer sum cookies fur sampuls...Nortee, I dunno iffun we gonna haff nuff bishness to need a fwoor cweaner, but iffun we do da jobby ish yurs.
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Hulakits Nov 25, 2012 06:12 AM

Willow is supwised to see Unca John come fru da front door. Hey Willow, dems pastwies was making so much noise in heer wiff dere aroma dat I herd it out on da stweet! And yu know da only way to make a pastwy be quiet is to eet it! So, I'll haff one Shtrawpurry and one cheese danish. Oh, and a large catnip tea,too. I be back later fur one ob dose punkin pies; wood yu put one asise fur me? Fanks.
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

cannonbawlfranci Nov 25, 2012 02:57 PM

Otay, Unka John, heer ya goes. Willow puts da tea an danish on a tabul den goes to pack up a punkin pie fur Unka John. Iffun ya want lunch latur we gots a shoup an sammich speshul efferyday...today we gots turkit noodul or bean wit bacon...yu gets yur choice uf sammich an a dwink wit it fur $4.99.
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Hulakits Nov 25, 2012 03:49 PM

Meowsers Willow, dat a gweat pwice for all yu get! And I just luff bean wiff bacon soup! I can see dat yur shop gonna become a regular lunch stoo fur me.
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Unka John, Tita's daddy. Retired and liffing in Honolulu

cannonbawlfranci Nov 25, 2012 05:36 PM

Well, I hopin da speshul will get furs in da door an dey get tempted by awll da doodies an buy sumfing to take home wit dem
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

TheZooCrew Nov 25, 2012 07:34 PM

BamBam comes in and looks for a seat. She sees that the place is filling up quickly. Knowing that Sparkle will probably be in soon too, she grabs a table for two. Timmy comes over, looking sharp in his bowtie, and hands her a menu. BamBam tells Timmy that when Sparkle comes in he should tell her that Bam saved her a seat so she can join her for lunch. Simi comes over and Bam orders some turkey noodle soup and a turkey sandwich to eat there, but tells her to hold the order for a little while because she is waiting for Sparkle to join her. She also tells Simi that after lunch, she would like two pumpkin pies to go, one for her and one for her humans.
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The Zoo Crew
BamBam, Cuddles and Calley
Whiskers, Minx, Misty, Boo, Patches and Tinkerbell will live forever in our hearts.

NYC_NYIfan Nov 25, 2012 04:05 PM

Cathy: I want a large soop an wut duz youse has fur croutons or crackers?
Justin: I'd like some soup an a slice ob bread. Duz youse has any hole weat?

cannonbawlfranci Nov 25, 2012 05:32 PM

Sure fing guys, A bowl uf each den yu can twy dem boff. An how bout i giff yu a baskit uf bweads an cwackers . Dat way yu can shee which yu wikes besht.
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Franci, Oreo, Caleb, Willow and Tita

Sammywhee Nov 27, 2012 04:08 AM

snowbunna tells willow that this is the bestest carrot cake she's ever had... she gonna tewl all the buns she knows... u b busy in no time... this make nortee happy as when buns eat cakes etc they tend 2 make a little mess.... he will hoover up fur u guys... smooooch
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u is whees hawrt, u is whees home, u is whees family, .... {{{{{lufs u more dan u cood knows...}}}}

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