Mommy finally bak frum Texus and Ise am sos glad to be cot up on da mews. Hank snuggling wiff his mommy, Lucky joining us, and Willow opening up da bakery all made my eyes wet an glad to nose all of youse! Ise am so fanful for youse. OK, Ise wiping da snot bubbles outta my nose to tell youse da eggsciting mews!
Mommy gotted home last night and hellophoned da kitty sitter. She tolded Mommy Ise was an angel, purrfect, and all dat we already no about me, but I gotted sick recently on da floor. She an Mommy were purple-exed about dis bekus Ise nebber frow up -- effer. Effer. An dere wasna no hairball. Mommy shrugged it off (but kept a klose eye on me) kus I atted lots of treets and had all da rite stuff in da litter box and seemed fine.
Mommy wented on about her bizness and opened da kloset door. I snickered. Da look on hers face was between frowing up and skreeming. But, she held it togeffer somehow. A badly beaten and dead mouse! (A reel mouse, mind you). It all added up for hers. I had gotted sick outside da klosed door. Da mouse just bearly dragged isself into da kloset to die. When Mommy looked closer, she kuld see where we skuffled in da kitchen first (some mess on da floor).
Was she shoked! Not me! I may be an angel, but I spent lotta time on da streed befores meeting Mommy. Ise proud she didna pass out. She gotted rid of da mousie an gafe me eggstra treets. We fink it slipped in when da cat sitter came in. She's neffer had a mouse in da house befores.
She wouldna take a pitcher of it to shows all uf youse. Hers bearly held it togeffer to get rid uf it. Heers is a simulation of me an da mouse.
Luff, Sparkle
Da Great Mouse Hunter!
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Sparkle (Princess Snow Queen)
& Tammy
(Stanley 8/91 - 8/07)
(Pookey 8/91 - 11/10)
