Heard on the news this AM that some clown is spending 60 days in a large enclosure with a burm. to raise money for children?!? He instructed the police not to kill the snake if it attempts to constrict him. I say he should have been placed with a Dendroaspis for a few days. Would have been a hell of a lot more sporty.

Not a burm owner, but sometimes I can sympathize with your plight.