ive done every thig accept the cat trick (i got a dog!)how long do ya thank he could stay in the house before it really starts affecting him health wise!
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thanks for all the suggestions, but still no luck
monitorlizzard
Oct 29, 2003 07:35 PM
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monitor1o1
Oct 29, 2003 07:51 PM
not monitor
my friend went to college and when he got there he bought a baby crocadile. well three weeks past and the animal is doing fine then it escaped. it was only like 13"and after like two weeks of frantic searches he gave up. well after about a year he was moving his dresser and saw something move.he looked and it was the croc and it was about 3-4 feet long. he guest it was eating left over food in the trash and on the floor.crazy stuff!
i'm shore your monitor will live at least a month if it doesn't freeze to death or get eaten by your dog or stepped on. 
Alex Oliver
crocdoc2
Oct 29, 2003 10:08 PM
um... if you believed that story, I have one about giant white alligators in the sewer systems of New York...
JimM
Oct 30, 2003 04:00 PM
I'd buy the New York giant white alligator story way before the above load of crap. 
heh!
Jim
bengalensis
Oct 30, 2003 04:52 PM
I think thats a pretty neat little story, be it facual or not.
Lighten up guys!
Rgrds,
Michelle
JimM
Oct 30, 2003 07:03 PM
Hi Michelle,
Fiction is one thing. Fiction submitted as fact is another. Completely outlandish fiction submitted as fact is quite another thing still. I don't mind fiction, I love fiction. But when I read something like that, well it's really hard to leave it alone - ya know? It's just funny.
I'd sooner believe that monkeys flew out of his butt...
Cheers
Jim
crocdoc2
Oct 30, 2003 07:08 PM
hey Michelle, my sense of humour is very intact, but I'm with Jim on this one. Fiction posted as fact is just not on.
What sort of monkeys were they, Jim?
JimM
Oct 30, 2003 07:17 PM
Anything goes...sooooo...
...winged ones! Yeah, yeah, that's it! EVIL winged monkeys. And they lived behind his dresser until the end of the NEXT semester. Yeah, that's the ticket. Then they subleased the room back to the crocodile.
Jim
mikey56
Oct 30, 2003 09:29 PM
the monkeys got winged because of inbreeding..... what’s with all of this inbreeding? People theses days....haha
mike
rsg
Oct 30, 2003 08:16 PM
So many tall tales on these forums, at least this one was entertaining.
crocdoc2
Oct 30, 2003 09:02 PM
that much is true.
crocdoc2
Oct 30, 2003 07:19 PM
There's a giant lace monitor at a local zoo. This thing is HUGE!One day it escaped and got in with the adult male Komodo dragon. The two have been best buddies ever since.
ra_tzu
Oct 30, 2003 07:29 PM
Hey cmon, you know that can very well happen. Maybe the crocodile was hiding his turds or better yet, eating them.Thats why it went so long undetected. That happens all the time.
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Resting in the fields, far from the turbulent space,
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crocdoc2
Oct 30, 2003 07:58 PM
...and maybe, in the middle of the night, it would sneak out and drink from the toilet.
ra_tzu
Oct 30, 2003 10:24 PM
Damn! That was a good ending. Maybe, we should get together and write short stories for children together, reptile related- Aesops' fable type thing.
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JimM
Oct 30, 2003 07:38 PM
Do the laws in Australia allow for a gay varanid marriage? For that is clearly what is going on here...not that there is anything wrong with that. Ahem...
Jim
