When I'm home on the weekends, Bud's day goes something like this: In the morning, he gets fed and bathed, then charges up like a little battery until sometime after noon and then generally makes a patrol of the cage, the room, and the apartment to see what doors are open and what rooms he can get into. Then up to the cage for more charging up, then another short patrol in the late afternoon, perhaps, or just some inspection of the ramps and the cage. Then a bath at night. So, not particularly active, but then again, I don't really know what happens during the week. It is breeding season, so he has been particularly active this month. This is what I imagine he does, lately, based on the condition of the apartment when I come home.
6:30: Lights go on. Pretend to still be asleep until owner comes to open blinds.
7:30: Bath time! I can hear the water running, so I sometimes come down the ramp to meet her. But sometimes I make my owner pry me off of my perch. As soon as she disentangles one foot, I drop the other foot off of her arm and velcro it to the blanket on my perch. It's fun!
7:45: Owner feeds me, leaves. Sometimes I eat a little before she leaves, mostly not. I just chill on my perch.
11: Eat, bask some more. Make out with stuffed iguanas, then kick them off the perch or out of cage entirely.
1 pm: Make patrol of room. Poop on carpet even though I already pooped in bath, because it's breeding season and I'm naughty. If extra naughty, poop on couch. Snalt on sliding glass door every day, leaving a long line of little snalt stars about three inches off the ground on the glass. Try to get into owner's room, to which door is closed. In frustration, rip up a few yarns of wall-to-wall carpet near this door, scatter them about like confetti.
1:30: Bask some more.
4: Climb up on couch, then over coffee table. I know how to turn on the TV with the remote on the table now! It's really funny when my owner comes home and thinks there's someone there. I plan to do this every day.
4:15: Bask some more until owner returns at 6. If I feel the need to amuse myself, or if she has recently returned from a vacation, I can climb up on top of the cage to hide on top of the cage cover my owner has just installed to prevent me from doing just this. She'll never find out how I do this!
6: Another bath, some treats, and then the owner tries to hold me while we watch TV. I tolerate this for a while, then trundle back up to my perch to sleep.