I really don't know what you mean when you say you feed your tortoises all the "wrong" things, so I really can't comment on that. At the very least, if you don't give them enough calcium, they can't be healthy.
I was mainly talking about arid habitat tortoises. Yes, many tropical habitats are lacking in minerals, especially calcium, because of high rainfuall. But the fact is, MOST torts are from arid areas and that is what I was concentrating on. That is why Redfoots supplement their diet with other food items besides vegetation. Carrion, insects, bone fragments and even feces from other animals are eaten when they are found.
If you were to look at a map of arid sandy areas on the earth with high concentrations of calcium carbonate in the soil and intense sunlight, and then looked at a map of where tortoises are found, you would find that they are virtually one and the same. The exception would be Australia, which has no tortoises at all. Low rainfall equals calcium in the soil in almost every instance because it is rain that washes the calcium away. Not enough calcium....dead tortoise.
Now, let's look at what you said about me being wrong about the farmland. One of my dreams was to be an organic farmer, so I studied farming practices and soil composition for years. Here are the FACTS. The soils in America and almost all other countries that have been farmed for more than a few years are almost totally devoid of minerals. That is well over 90 percent of all farmland in the US. The reason? Because plants pick up minerals when they grow. How do you think you get the minerals when you eat the plant? If you keep planting and planting and planting and harvesting what you plant, eventually the plants will have picked up all the minerals in the soil. Of course, the farmers will say they replenish the soil, but that is pure nonsense. They only apply chemical fertilizers which have virtually ZERO mineral content. NONE. Even organic farmers usually don't replenish minerals, although some of them are starting to now.
In "wild" areas that have not been farmed, the minerals remain because the plants die and return the minerals to the soil and the animals excrete any excess back to the soil as well. If the rain is low, the minerals stay there forever.