I think it's not so much the bible's fault as it is our ignorance and obvious lack of knowledge that causes man to do the stupid things we do. I know you were joking, but in all serious, if you see someone killing such a beatiful creature, and they say it's because God curses the serpent (we are not even sure that means "snake". There is a different word in hebrew that means "snake"
, you might want to point this out to them:
1. Yes, God does curse the serpent in Genesis, but...
2. God also curses man and woman! So...
3. If someone thinks it's okay to kill a snake based on their misinterpretation of scripture, then they might as well say it's okay to beat our wives!!!
The Reality is:
God called us to love, serve, respect, and protect our wives, even though we and the women are cursed. Based on that, my logic tells me to love, serve, respect, and protect the snake.
You also could point out that no biblical scholars (including the ones that hate snakes) have ever found scripture that demands extermination of any reptile species, and if God wanted snakes exterminated, he would have said so. There are even parts of the old testament that ask man specifically to refrain from killing or eating certain reptiles (some sand gecko species and stuff).