to be very honest I'm so stressed and tired right now I can't remember if/when I posted. But I swear I posted something for Paul this morning or yesterday and now I can't find it. I don't care if it's deleted but I would like to know just to make sure I'm not completely insane...
Here's a little insight I typed up today:
You just might be in medical school if...
1. you get excited about the weekend because you can get the most studying done...
2.) Gunners aren't just people who own firearms
3.) your pimper has a Ph.D.
4.) you wake up and find your alarm clock brused...
5.) sleep is just another 5-letter word in the dictionary
6.) Time is money and money is sparse..
7.) you wonder if those dents on your head will ever go away after having it kicked in so many times
8.) god is no longer a higher being but now you are on a first name basis with him (her?)...
9.) is that cancer? Does that look like cancer to you? OH GOD IT LOOKS LIKE CANCER
10.) you can look at your 6-figure monthly loan statement and feel all warm and fuzzy inside...


What two coins equal 30 cents and one of them is not a nickel?