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A SNAKE Joke...

Roe Nov 25, 2003 06:40 PM

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a quiet voice,
"I don't think my pet python weally gives a thit."
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There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. Rom 8:1

Replies (2)

justboas Nov 25, 2003 07:08 PM

n/p
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Anthony

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obz Nov 25, 2003 07:30 PM

an oldie but a goody
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recycle your pets

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