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HELLO, COULD SOMEBODY PLEAESE HELP ME OUT?

I AM GOING TO GO TO INDONESIA PRETTY SOON AND I WANT TO BRING BACK A KOMODO DRAGON IN MY BACKPACK OR MAYBE IN MY MOM'S SUITCASE.

DO YOU THINK IT WOULD FIT?

DO YOU THINK A 55 GALLON TANK WOULD WORK?

THANKS SO MUCH EVERYBODY!

Well, if you got a BABY it would...
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Peter: It's OK, I'll handle it. I read a book about something like this.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?

Customs will dump everything you brought with you out and look through everything with a fine tooth comb once you hit whatever port of entry you are coming in at. They even tilt your shampoo bottles sideways and look in with a flashlight for anything illegal. So there would be no chance of that. Realistically, probably the only way that you could is if you used on of your moms or your orifices. Hell, I guess ask her, she might be down. Look for something called Salvia out there, and put some into her ciggarets or her drink, it might help too. If not, you just might have to take one for the team! Good luck. -Jeff

best thing to do is use a butane lighter and smoke out of a glass bong

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"My favorite thing about the internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps and you dont have to smell them."
Penn Jillette (1955-present), in a compuserve chat

Just make sure you line your bags with aluminum foil. For care, just apply the salvator care sheet to komodoensis, and the below infromation from my post about Komodo saliva.
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"My favorite thing about the internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps and you dont have to smell them."
Penn Jillette (1955-present), in a compuserve chat

why would you want to wait for a baby komodo to grow up? Get an adult, superglue a handle to the middle of its back and tell the customs people it's your luggage. You'll want a tame Komodo, of course, so handle it every day before you fly out or it might wiggle at the airport and give the game away.