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Too funny

marty_gecko Dec 29, 2003 10:49 PM

Okay, I gave my mother in-law a gecko some time back. She told me that my Wife's sister wanted on too, so I printed up a coupon for a free gecko for her Christmas present this year. Her husband, the brainy one, asked when I would have new hatchlings. I told him that they would probably start coming in the spring and then I usually keep them for 3 weeks for them to start eating. He then asked me "So it will be done nursing by then?"
Sorry, found that incredibly funny.

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RedQuake Dec 29, 2003 10:53 PM

HEHEHE good story. I needed a good laugh tonight

Thanks,
Red
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LEOS: Boo: 1.0 normal , Bronx & Nala: 1.1 blizzard,
Lily: 0.1 patternless, Abby: 0.1 albino, Zoe: 0.1 reduced pattern, Dot: 0.1 hypo
Chip: 1.0 papillion (small dog)

Lyn Dec 29, 2003 11:06 PM

It is amazing what people think about reptiles. I have this cute vision now of a mommy gecko surrounded by hungry little babies! I was at work about a month ago and the topic of snakes came up. One guy got all puffed up, about to spout his advanced knowledge on the subject. I about died when I heard what he said. Ready? Snakes poop through their skin. Yup. Through the skin alright. I didn't even know what to say to that. And when I told him I kept snakes, and they most certainly did NOT poop through their skin, he had the gall to argue the fact with me! Non reptile folk are a funny breed, aren't they?
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1.0 Carpet Python
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5.1 Ferrets
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0.0.1 White's Tree Frog (Coming Soon)
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suzywoolf Dec 30, 2003 09:22 AM

.... you've got some educating to do!! Maybe you should have included some coupons for "gecko care training" too.

Funny story.
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0.0.2 leos
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