That is funny, heres one related to me by a good friend. His newly acquired wife who disliked snakes had been assured before marriage that the snakes were in an escape proof room and in escape proof cages. (I am still searching for this cage). Anyway he was sound asleep one night and his wife kept getting closer and closer to him, until she was finally nearly on top of him. He woke up and started stoking her face and she was slow to wake up. Eventually she awoke and screamed. Seems as she was not being amorous but was moving away from something cold in her side of the bed. It seems a 4 1/2 florida king had gotten loose made it out of the open door of the snake room and made its way to the warmest spot it could find "the bed with the electic blanket". Needless to say the man got a new snake house in the back yard and all snakes were relegated to the "Snake House".
He was even allowed to start sleeping back in his bed after a couple of days on the couch.
Not a bad deal really he kept the wife, got a new snake house and found his king all in one fell swoope. As a side note that was 15 years ago and she now even helps him with the snakes so it was a win for everyone concerned. We laugh about the story everytime we this couple and tease her about stressing out the poor king.
John Cherry
Cherryville Farms
Cherryville Farms - Reptiles