Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking , they arrive at a great spot, but they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says ''you've gotta go back and get the opener or we have no beer''.
No way says the second turtle. By the time I get back you'll have eaten all the food.
I promise I won't he replies. Just hurry.
Nine days later the first turtle finally digs into the sandwiches.
The second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, I knew it , I'm not going!
Just thought I would share.
