No seriously!! I was looking up mealworm food (meaning the medium to raise them in) and this came up in Google. This is too funny!! A must read for Lizard lovers
Mealworm Rearing and Recipes

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Chantel a.k.a. sillygirl
"I came, I saw, I adopted"

2.2 green anoles (Stumpy (M)), and the rest remain nameless.
2.1 green tree frogs (Romeo & Juliet, Bonnie & Clyde)
0.0.3 D. tinctorius (Cobalt froglets)
0.1 Anerythristic 'B' (Charcoal)corn snake (Popcorn)
0.1 Snow Corn (KandyKorn)
0.2 Amel Corns (KornSilk & KornMuffin)
0.1 Normal Corn (PepperKorn)
1.0 Creamsicle Corn (Kream)
0.0.1 Giant African Millipede
2.4 Domestic house cats (Bad Boy (m), Bart(m),Sasha(F),Little Bit(F),Spirit(F)
1.0 Rottweiler (Jake)
2.4 Rats (Mouse, Socks, Silver, Squishy and two females to mean to name)
1.3 Mice (My step-daughter seems to think they are pets)
1.0 Husband (David, who loves all my critters too)