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Last night, I was cleaning my newest leo's cage. I picked him up (which I almost never do) to check his underside. All of a sudden, and I swear that this is true, he literally shot poop out his vent about a good foot right onto my shirt. And as if this wasn't enough, he then did it a second time. I'm not one of those keepers who likes to hold my lizards, and this event has reinforced that for me. An amusing story I thought I would share, as this has never happened to me. Anyone else?

Ha Ha, thats funny. I dont know why that happend. But every time I catch a frog, it does the same thing. I like chasing those huge ones that like in the creaks.
Funny, Austin
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I saw one of my females in the 'poop spot' one night so I decided to sneak a look.
When I walked over and looked in at her she was just getting ready to relieve herself, then I saw it fly out, and the urate hit the glass a couple of inches away with a nice little *click*
lol
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4.4 Leopard Geckos
1.0 Marbled Gecko
1.1 Red Eared Sliders
0.2 Siamese Mice

I'm a personal support worker, poop is the name of the game in my job LOL. Now i've been pooped on by lizards and people alike but with all the schooling i did they NEVER once warned us students about projectile poop. I got to learn the hard way LOL. From one side of the bathroom to the other AND up the wall.....almost to the ceiling. Just to clarify this was a client of mine....not me LOL

Ya know you've become way to comfortable with your job and have a stomach made of iron when you can deal with any projectile bodily fluid and still be able to go eat HAHAHAHAHA

As for my geckos, they have pooped on me a few times but i havent' seen them project it. I have, however, found poop on the glass of the tank up near the top....i always wondered how they were getting their butt up there but it could have been projected LOL

Red

>>Last night, I was cleaning my newest leo's cage. I picked him up (which I almost never do) to check his underside. All of a sudden, and I swear that this is true, he literally shot poop out his vent about a good foot right onto my shirt. And as if this wasn't enough, he then did it a second time. I'm not one of those keepers who likes to hold my lizards, and this event has reinforced that for me. An amusing story I thought I would share, as this has never happened to me. Anyone else?
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Crested Gecko Zeek:1.0
LEOS: Boo: 1.0 normal , Bronx & Nala: 1.1 blizzard,
Lily: 0.1 patternless, Abby: 0.1 albino, Zoe: 0.1 reduced pattern, Dot: 0.1 hypo
Chip: 1.0 papillion (small dog)

i just can't stop laughing with this set of post !!!!!

i have been hit with projectile gecko poop, frog poop, bird poop, and not to mention i am a mom of 2 boys(there are some poop stories there as well! )

as for projectile bodily fluid, i can relate to that as well!
it is so funny u should mention that! LOL, just last week i was working on eating a BBQ sandwich, beans, and potatoe salad. i finally managed to finish my lunch in between assisting with 3 surgical extractions. i sat there thinking, there must be something really warped about me if i can run right in the break room and chow down on a sandwich in between patients.

and heck, with those mask... u don't even have to finish the bite in your mouth before going into the room! LOL, i am just kidding!
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1.4.0 leopard geckos - raine, mango, noodle, jaws, & sobe
0.1 bearded dragon - sydney
0.1 king snake & 0.2.3 corn snakes
1 red eye tree frogs, 3 green tree frogs, 2 firebelly toads
5 anoles,8.0 bettas & numerous tropicals
1.2 dogs (dachshund-pepper, brittany spaniel-jenni, lab-kaci)
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HEHE, after almost 3 years of this i'm sure i'm ready for kids...not much more could surprise me right about now. I've seen alot and had to clean up more LOL. Your not warped at all, whats sick is when you can sit in the washroom with someone while the smell is stinking up the house and eat a sandwich.....thats me LOL Gecko poop is nothing hehehehehe.

Red

>>i just can't stop laughing with this set of post !!!!!
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>>i have been hit with projectile gecko poop, frog poop, bird poop, and not to mention i am a mom of 2 boys(there are some poop stories there as well! )
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>>as for projectile bodily fluid, i can relate to that as well!
>>it is so funny u should mention that! LOL, just last week i was working on eating a BBQ sandwich, beans, and potatoe salad. i finally managed to finish my lunch in between assisting with 3 surgical extractions. i sat there thinking, there must be something really warped about me if i can run right in the break room and chow down on a sandwich in between patients.
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>>and heck, with those mask... u don't even have to finish the bite in your mouth before going into the room! LOL, i am just kidding!
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>>Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Lizards
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>>1.4.0 leopard geckos - raine, mango, noodle, jaws, & sobe
>>0.1 bearded dragon - sydney
>>0.1 king snake & 0.2.3 corn snakes
>>1 red eye tree frogs, 3 green tree frogs, 2 firebelly toads
>>5 anoles,8.0 bettas & numerous tropicals
>>1.2 dogs (dachshund-pepper, brittany spaniel-jenni, lab-kaci)
>>1 hubby & 2 boys
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>>www.skayart.com
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Crested Gecko Zeek:1.0
LEOS: Boo: 1.0 normal , Bronx & Nala: 1.1 blizzard,
Lily: 0.1 patternless, Abby: 0.1 albino, Zoe: 0.1 reduced pattern, Dot: 0.1 hypo
Chip: 1.0 papillion (small dog)