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10. Craves mealworm flavored ice cream at 3 in the morning.
9. Asks husband gecko, "do I look fat to you?"
8. Wears a tshirt saying " 2 buns in the oven"
7. Regurgitates every mornings mealworms through the first gecko trimester.
6. Is reading the book, "what to expects when expecting"
5. Bores husband gecko by showing him embryo pictures from previous book.
4. She begins to clean the humid hide for no reason.
3. Sreams at the husband gecko, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME"
2. Stares at the top ten leo gecko names for 2003 and cant decide between, leo and lex.
1. She's FAT, but dont ever tell her that. I mean it. For the sake of GOD, dont ever say it.

Jeff Medley

funny post
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Sal
Geckos "R" Us


www.geckosrus.com

hahahahahahaha
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1.1 brazilian rainbow baos-sunshine&chaos
1.1 leopard geckos-killer&sallean
1 blizzerd lizzard-grim
0.2.0 amazon tree boas-sweetness&?
0.1.0 kenyan sand boa-?
0.1.0 bearded dragon-?
1.0.0 uromastyx-chubby
2.0 brothers
0.2 sisters
3 cats-fat max, spiderman, &toby
1 miniture mutt-brutis

"dont be afraid to die, only be afraid to not live"

"dont ever get drunk with a hoodie on, eventually ur ganna think someone is behind you"

Geeze, I'll be sharing that one like crazy...thank you!

>>10. Craves mealworm flavored ice cream at 3 in the morning.
>>9. Asks husband gecko, "do I look fat to you?"
>>8. Wears a tshirt saying " 2 buns in the oven"
>>7. Regurgitates every mornings mealworms through the first gecko trimester.
>>6. Is reading the book, "what to expects when expecting"
>>5. Bores husband gecko by showing him embryo pictures from previous book.
>>4. She begins to clean the humid hide for no reason.
>>3. Sreams at the husband gecko, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME"
>>2. Stares at the top ten leo gecko names for 2003 and cant decide between, leo and lex.
>>1. She's FAT, but dont ever tell her that. I mean it. For the sake of GOD, dont ever say it.
>>
>>Jeff Medley
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1.0 ball python (Caesar)
1.0 bearded dragon (Wayne)
1.5 leopard geckos (Lerxst, Gaia, Zelda, Circe, Aimee, Nova)
0.1 cockateil (Gyra)
0.1 cat (Tabitha)

LOL
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numbers scare me....theres too many of them!

Could you imagine what it would be like if we were like geckos?????? having two kids at a time for every two weeks or so.....man....that would suck hehehe

Red

>>10. Craves mealworm flavored ice cream at 3 in the morning.
>>9. Asks husband gecko, "do I look fat to you?"
>>8. Wears a tshirt saying " 2 buns in the oven"
>>7. Regurgitates every mornings mealworms through the first gecko trimester.
>>6. Is reading the book, "what to expects when expecting"
>>5. Bores husband gecko by showing him embryo pictures from previous book.
>>4. She begins to clean the humid hide for no reason.
>>3. Sreams at the husband gecko, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME"
>>2. Stares at the top ten leo gecko names for 2003 and cant decide between, leo and lex.
>>1. She's FAT, but dont ever tell her that. I mean it. For the sake of GOD, dont ever say it.
>>
>>Jeff Medley
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Crested Gecko Zeek:1.0
LEOS: Boo: 1.0 normal , Bronx & Nala: 1.1 blizzard,
Lily: 0.1 patternless, Abby: 0.1 albino, Zoe: 0.1 reduced pattern, Dot: 0.1 hypo
Chip: 1.0 papillion (small dog)