In all honestly, having and caring for an iguana involves nearly as much responsibility as raising a child does.
- You *MUST* be patient at ALL times. That means not getting angry or upset when the iguana does what -IT- wants to do, and not what -YOU- want it to do. That means if you want him or her to sit in your lap while you watch T.V., and the iguana decides it doesn't want to and tail-whips the heck out of you or bites you, you *cannot* get mad at him.
- My iguana has a huge appetite which means trips to the grocery store AT LEAST once a week, along with about half an hour of preparation for his food every day. He must always be fed in the morning, and that is regardless of whether I'm tired or trying to sleep in. I'm on my summer vacation, and I wake up at 7 A.M. every morning. If I don't, my ig will wreak havok in his room to let me know how angry (and hungry) he is.
- Like babies, they poop usually whenever and wherever when nature calls. Babies can wear diapers for this purpose; iggy's can't. Most can be potty trained after a while, but be prepared, and definitely not be squeamish, because an adult iguana can make a BIG mess, that includes on the carpet, on and in your belongings, etc. And even better, if they're unhappy with you, they will take their poop and use it as "paint", wiping it on everything within their reach.
- Lastly, if you decide mid-way while owning your iguana that it is too much responsibility for you to handle, you cannot just "get rid of him" when you feel like it. Zoos will refuse to take them in, pet stores might, but your iguana might suffer in their care, and most adoption places are overburdened as it is.
Not trying to scare you--iguanas are great if they can be tamed, but even if they are, they are still capable of changing in the blink of an eye. They usually are not "lap pets" but pets who you have to respect, including their inherent nature and boundaries. If you want subservient and/or tolerant companionship, your best bet is a cat or dog, or at the least, another type of reptile. Believe me, I wanted an iguana too, because I thought they were cuddly and uber-cool. But about 3 trips to the hospital Emergency Room in less than two months, I can attest that you have to accept them for the most part as they are and have TONS of patience.
I commend you for attempting to learn about iguanas before you get one, and the best of luck to you, but please learn about BOTH the good and bad aspects of iguanas before getting one.
-Gwin, the rescued orange angry iggy
And his mommy, the reptile-loving girly w/ stitches in her arm