And so it starts for another year ...
THE OPTIMIST (Abilene, Texas) 03 March 04 Snake, rattle and roll (Joel Weckerly)
You haven't lived until you've eaten rattlesnake.
It's not so much the taste. Deep-fried rattlesnake is just about as tough to bite into as it is to imagine: if you are able to get through the bony backstrap [yes, rattlesnakes have bones], you'll find the meat tastes like a bland type of chicken.
It was the experience of swallowing serpent that-added to the many other occurrences-made Friday's Sweetwater Rattlesnake Round-Up Media Day a striking good time.
Meet Chris Soles, a member of the Sweetwater Jaycees. If you don't think rattlesnake hunting's a sport, don't tell this Sweetwater native. He and his buddy, Jaycees president Scott Cagle-who resembles Bonanza's Hoss-have been bagging rattlers since they were 10.
"My dad tells me I'm crazy," he says, smiling. "But I'm still afraid of snakes; I know what they can do. Other round-ups will have guys get in sleeping bags with snakes-that's stupid. We try to be more safety oriented."
I believed him until I met Rick Wilkinson, a 53-year-old veteran snake handler. During his demonstration, Rick walked all around two four-foot fe-males-"Just like humans, they're the meanest," he cracks-avoiding their venomous strikes. At one point, one of the snakes strikes from a table and clings onto his button-up shirt, hanging like a necktie. "Those don't count as snake bites," he quips.
Around the corner, seven contestants in the "Miss Snake Charmer" competition are chopping off snake heads and skinning them. Not exactly what I had in mind for a talent show. One short Jaycee named Terry leans over to me. "I've skinned six snakes in 90 seconds," he brags.
Finally, the much-anticipated rattlesnake hunt. This involves pumping gasoline through copper tubing into the back of a snake den and flushing them out and waiting for them to come out. And waiting. Twenty minutes pass, and one snake slithers out. A success!
I returned home a fearless man. I just hope that Jaycee was joking when he said he dipped my rattlesnake meat in venom.
Snake, rattle and roll

