Ok this thread is turning into a group therapy session. But here's my story anyways.
I went to Chinatown and bought my two babies thinking they would be a cutsie cheep, and low maintainence pet for my son.When I got them home they wouldn't eat.SO I went to the petstore and spent $200 on a setup that they are going to grow out of probobly some time next week.
Let me just say what a pain in the cheeks it is to clean that tank at least once a week.Sure you can let it go, but the health department will come and board up your house because the stench of the things will draw complaints from the neighbors. Like imagine the smell of a rotting carcass left in your car window for a week in the florida sun with all the windows rolled up.You open that door at the end of the week and it's like a swift kick in the face.Thats what it smells like.
Yes, I love my little crappers, but they are really expensive. While I might be living off Ramen Noodles and Kool Aid and stolen ketchup packets, they are eating like kings because they are finicky eaters.And truthfully, their house is cleaner than mine.
And vacation, forget about it. Better start naming godparents for the hatchlings now, because unlike cats, there are no automatic feeders for blood worms and lettuce and pellets.Somebody trustworthy is gonna have to look after them.Plus, if you are gone more than a few days, you open up the door to your house after a nice vacation and you are gonna have one big raunchy turtle toilet that hasn't been flushed over a week stinking up your place.Not a happy smell.Your friends and family will equate your home with Joe's Apartment (the movie about the talking roaches) or Pigpen's lair.
So my advice to you is win the lottery.Then run out and buy the biggest tank and filter you can find.Filter filter filter.Then get a UVA and a UVB light, as well as a good heater for the tank.They also need a basking spot,like a turtle dock.
Then find a LEGAL (notice how I didn't mention chinatown, aquababies, or any other shady pet store)adoption service that will give you as much turtle as you can reasonably clean up after and afford.DO NOT GET HATCHLINGS.By adopting an adult, you will be saving a life instead of supporting the illegal pet trade.Because the two you "save" from some shady dealer will just line his pockets and encourage him to get two more to replace them for some other chump like us to come along and buy.
Oh, and if you have children, forget it.I am paranoid about my son getting anywhere near him because I don't want him to get salmanella, try to eat them, or start ripping their limbs off for sport.
So there is my advice.I wish someone had told me this stuff before I bought my kids.They were like unplanned children. Sure, I love them now, but had I planned them better I could have provided more for them and perhaps not been so bitter about all the time, energy and money I have wasted on them.
...Anne
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