I have been assigned a satire project in creative writing, so what better than PETA? I logged onto thier message boards to get some good juicy bits. I didn't go in as a troll at all. I raised questions about snakes. They nearly crucified me for having snakes.
The head of the terrorist group the ALF (animal liberation front) posted this in reply to my thread:
"You are a hypocrite if you feed animals to snakes. ( mice are animals, err, ANIMAL RIGHTS! DUH!) Get rid of the snake. Snakes are merely there for people's amusement, they do not like you for keeping them in glass containers. They would rather be outside. Trust me, snakes do not offer any companionship at all, they are predators. Predators naturally catch food for themselves. Stop killing mice."
Here is my reply:
"OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAA that was as hypocritcal as anything!!! Listen to yourself. And how do you supposer I "get rid" of a snake? Kill it? Pass it on and stress it? They aren't cute but as IMPORTANT as any mouse. They are designed in a fashion to eat mice and there is nothin wrong with that? Is it a snakes fault that it needs them to survive? Nice try buckwheat. Supporting an animal in the way necessary is hardly hipocrytical."
Check out http://www.peta2.com/boards.html . I'd love to see some people defend snakes on there. Peta only cares about the cute animals. So show support by Real animal lovers. Those who truly love THIER animals.
Thanks Guys.

