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someon post a bunch of jokes about Bush (i KNOW all you bush haters have some) and other politicians.
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You want a political joke? Listen to any of Bushes speeches.. Here is a nice little tid bit..

See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

LOL I had no idea he ever said that! That really is a joke - I guess that the USA, who builds weapons of mass destruction out the you know what isn't a free nation, after all. HHMmmm..

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"Free nations don't attack each other..." Then I guess it's ok for there to be attacks on (or from) nations that aren't "Free". (lol)

Frank
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"The luxury of not getting involved departed with the last lifeboat Skipper..."

when they say it.

Offense and defense. They can appear to be very similar, as most of the techniques that are used are used for both. It's one of those type deals, DUDE.

it's funny because WE build WOMD...but it's also funny because it's true. He should have said...Democaticlly guided countries have never historically attacked other democatically guided countries..

respectfully, chris
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1) Gerhard "the off-roader" Schroeder (now seeks co-operation at all levels)
2) Jacques "strap" Chirac
3) Vladimir Pootin'
4) Jean (watch are back and we won't watch yours) Chretien
5) Charlton Heston (he's a Turkey)

Okay, a real one....

Q) What would Bush get if he agreed to host an orgy in which the women's legs didn't have to be shaved, the food, booze, and protection were free, and the first to arrive would receive a contract from a porn producer?

A) No resistence.

Yeah...But who else but Heston could part the Red Sea and make you beleave it!!!!!

(lol)

Frank
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"The luxury of not getting involved departed with the last lifeboat Skipper..."