I produce about 300 baby snakes a year (corns and boas) and I don’t sell any of them! You see every June 21st is the first true day of summer and the longest day of the year and I have been trying to make it into a widely accepted holiday . I started doing this about 20 years ago……
I call this day Hoppy’s Holiday (Named after me of course). On this day I take all the pretty little snakes that I bred all season long, in all their pretty colors. I tie a nice green ribbon on each one (because I’m Irish and every one knows there are no snakes in Ireland, work with me here, I’m still working out the details). I then dress up in a giant snake costume (try finding one of those at your local Party supply store!) and I place one very colorful snake into each and every mail box of my community (ahhh all warm and fuzzy inside)
I just wish I could be there in the morning to see the joy in the children’s faces when they all rush out to see what the “Hoppy Snake” brought them this year. I just know that the children in the area go to bed, but are to excited to sleep on this night. They know that the Hoppy Snake is going to be slithering down the street to bring them a new bundle of joy to their mail box.
I like to think of myself as a cross between Santa and the Easter Bunny, but with no religious attachments. I do keep a list of all the good and bay boys and girls (I had some really big copy right issues on this one with Santa, boy you would think he invented a dang list, grumpy old fat Bast----- opps rated PG) I got past this by not leaving coal for the bad kids, instead I leave urates! It gets a little smelly collecting them all year long, but it really teaches the kids a lesson and I never have to leave them more then 5 or 6 years in a row, (yeah I really am making a difference in these kids lives!)
Although, I don’t get see the joy on their faces in the morning, once I have made my rounds (I actually drive my riding lawn mower from mail box to mail box, while in my snake suit, I figured Santa had a sleigh, and I do live in FL so it works), but after I have made my rounds, I climb out of my snake suit, and exhausted from a night of spreading joy, I climb into bed for some much needed rest! By first light I can start to hear the shrieks of joy coming from all of my neighbors (ahhh all warm and fuzzy again). The shrieks continue through out the day and with each new one it brings me a feeling of contentment and peace, knowing that I am bring so much happiness to so many!
I have been working on a deal with Hallmark to make up some cards and go National with this, but they seem hesitant about it, I just don’t see what the problem is……
So remember to tell your children to be good and go to bed early on June 21st and just maybe the Hoppy Snake will visit them too!
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Jim Hopkins "Hoppy"
Hopkins Holesale Herps
Hopfam1@aol.com