First off, I'm at work right now. I'm busting a gut trying to keep quiet about this. It's very funny, but could get me in some trouble. Forgive me forum, for I have sinned. I must confess my sins here:
I went to get 2000 two week old crickets from my favorite cricket provider (no names mentioned here). Usually I get this size and this amount of crix in 2 tubes. When I got there, the guy (whom I've never dealt with before) hands me one large box- the kind I get my larger, 5 week crickets in. He mentions that they're using this size box to deal with the increasing heat. Makes sense. By chance there happens to be ONE little cricket outside of the box. He looks at it, mentioning the length of antenae; this being a sign that these crix are quite fresh. I go back to work, place the box on my desk, having just enough time to attend a lunch meeting. I finally get back to my desk almost two hours later- to find my worse cricket nightmare waiting for me. Somehow the crickets had gotten out of the box and were now hopping all over my desk and crawling up the walls.
I've cleaned up this mess as much as I could. I called the cricket place and told the owner about it (very apologetic, offered to replace the whole order if need be). Just now, I zapped a straggler cricket. Hopefully this will all be able to be swept under the rug. I'm already known as 'the weird reptile guy'; I don't wanna be known as 'the weird bug-infested reptile guy'.
Ahhh.... feel much better. Confession truly is good for the soul.
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Victor Gomez
gomezvi.tripod.com/sdchamkeepers/
gomezvi@yahoo.com



