My female beardie is a little irate after her traumatic experience. you see i got her from a pet store here that got her from an insurance company taht was investigating a rash of reptile burglaries in my area. well to make a long story short they recovered all 140 reptiles and i ended up getting my female for 30 bucks, and the price of the vet charges for the checkup so it was about 50 bucks. she is healthy and eats very well. my question is that when i hold her she gapes her mout and tries to run, if i am standing whe will latch onto my shirt and sit there but when i sit down she takes off like a bat out of h e l l. well anyways she doesnt bite and other than that she is really sweet. after i am holdng her for about 20 minutes she calms downa dn goes to sleep. what can i do to get her like this. with bob he just gets on my shoulder and sleeps or in my lap and sleeps. any advice is appreciated

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The next time the shuttle lands, lets all get dressed up in ape suits and charge at the astronaughts yelling and ranting. That way they can try to figure out where they took a wrong turn.




