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After reading that hilarious post below I just had to post this.....again.....

THE TOP TEN LIST OF REASONS TO INVEST IN LESSER PLATTYS:

1. Your mattress just wont hold $50,000 of drug money

2. You just sold your 1970's used vet collection from your front yard....all 50 of them.

3. You really dont need to upgrade to a double wide this year.

4. You want Ralph to like you....a lot.

5. You want to grow up to be just as mean as Kevin at NERD.

6. You want to prove to your parents that snake breeding really is profitable.

7. Crack dealing while profitable puts you in jail.......snake breeding just keeps you broke forever.

8. You just like to say "Platty"

9. Someday maybe you can have your own forum.....and groupies!

10. You have no other way of getting chics.....

BONUS #11. You want to grow up and bust up hotel rooms like Pete Kahl.

*****If anyone gets offended by this.....lighten up Francis!

Brian Potter
NARBC
Chicago Reptile House

The truth is out....Good one..
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CB

"I'm a truckin bassmole, and proud of it"

Posted by: BrianPotter at Mon Jul 19 19:33:48 2004 [ Report Abuse ] [ Email Message ]

After reading that hilarious post below I just had to post this.....again.....

THE TOP TEN LIST OF REASONS TO INVEST IN LESSER PLATTYS:

1. Your mattress just wont hold $50,000 of drug money
.............yes it would

2. You just sold your 1970's used vet collection from your front yard....all 50 of them.
......1979 vette in good shape....$15000 to

3. You really dont need to upgrade to a double wide this year.
......guy I know......just paid $80,000....he could have built a regular house.....duh.

4. You want Ralph to like you....a lot.
........no I don't...he still likes me alot....and I got booted from his site...LOL....kewl......

5. You want to grow up to be just as mean as Kevin at NERD.
.....already am..........

6. You want to prove to your parents that snake breeding really is profitable.
..........that's a good one........they still say quit playing with snakes....playing?...huh.

7. Crack dealing while profitable puts you in jail.......snake breeding just keeps you broke forever.
.......true........

8. You just like to say "Platty"
..........like Fatty?........

9. Someday maybe you can have your own forum.....and groupies!
................never.........why?

10. You have no other way of getting chics.....
.........yes I do........

BONUS #11. You want to grow up and bust up hotel rooms like Pete Kahl.
.........
true...he was really stupid.....did he do it again in 2003?..last year's show?.........dum-bass........
........actually witnessed him the next morning bright and early...well.he wasn't really that cheerful.......
whaaaaaaaaa.......LOL....why Pete....really...quit drinking.....

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.........pastels and orange ghosts ....cheaper alternative.......?and not all white........

......have fun...........

JY

..........watching TV..leucistic chimpanzee..kewl...dark splothes......like the balls...(some)...dead at around 3 or 4 years old......sad.......

wonder about white snakes?.......

white boxers die at a year or so at times too.......
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people are stupid....are you a people?.....
thought so.......
having fun yet?......

I love that Francis Line at the end...how many people here know what movie that came from...one of the classics of the early eighties....LOL
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Michael Enriquez

porkies?
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0.2 Normal Adult ball pythons
0.2 Normal Adult ball pythons (on breeding loan)
0.1 Sub-adult
1.0 Normal ball python
1.1 Bell Line Pastel Ball pythons
1.0 Adult Het Albino Ball Python
1.0 Het Pied Ball Python
1.0 Het Carmel Ball Python
1.0 66% Het pied Ball python
0.2 50% Het albino Ball Pythons

no...that came from the movie STRIPES
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Michael Enriquez

call me francis again and ill kill you..did you know that the obstacle course they ran through is at fort knox and I got to actually go through it when I was in high school...ok maybe its just cool for me..LOL
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0.1 Leos
1.1 Corn snakes (1 Lav & 1 Ghost)
0.1 Banan California King
0.0.1 Childrens python
1.1 Brazilian Rainbow boa
1.0 Rat (as pet not food)
1.2 Ball pythons (1pastel 2 normals)
"whats with you and all those dang reptiles?"

No...I am with you...I would have had a camera and took pics of the log he busted his Nuts on....
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Michael Enriquez

Don't be Playa Hating

Reason #12 - You lost all your money in Ostrich farming years ago and you need another animal pyramid scheme to get back in the black.