Boy, you guys are really missing it. You're cleaning and feeding , looking at the forum, maybe pulling a baby out of the incubator. You could be down here on South Beach wearing the latest, rubbing elbows with STARS. Working as a medic Friday night I was fortunate enough to share some of the moments you missed. You could have 1) OD'd on GHB and Ecstasy and had a tube down your throat AND up your urethra 2) Rolled your Beemer and had some awesome lacerations AND a compound femur 3) Gotten your butt kicked, a 3 inch laceration on your 22 year old head and cried your macho-ganger eyes out 4) Stabbed in the left lung AND heart with a bottle over a parking space (at least you'd never have to clean another cage) 5) Fallen and cracked your drunken skull 6) Pepper sprayed or Tazered by the police ... Maybe this weekend you'll take a break from those silly little lizards and have some REAL fun.
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Sounds like you need a vacation my friend.
Stay safe,
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Dan 
U know what, i'm a respiratory therapist at kern medical and u know what, thats nothin'I just got done doing a 35 yr old dude who cheated on his wife with a women whos married to a thug that found out his wife was screwin' one night and pulled out his shotgun and blasted the dude w/ a bunch 6mm bb's in his brain now the dude has the mentality of a 3 yr old and most likely more infections from the bb's that couldn't be removed... we're the 12th largest trauma center in california
So watch where u go!
better idea stay home and luv your lizard
Oh yeah? That's nuthin'. I saw this fella at a local reptile show last week that tried to steal this other guy's dinner - and now he's got a STUB for a tail. Really, my son is a respiratory therapist over here and you guys are awesome (and my daughter's an opthalmologist and my wife's an ER nurse). AND our geckos have more common sense and more redeeming social value than many of the people we deal with.
Hey Dan, Thanx. Better them than us. I was an accountant for 14 years, this IS a vacation. I'm at work right now, only work 90 long days a year, Daytona Expo is 2 weeks away and we get a little vacation every time an egg hatches.
Wow... you REALLY need a vacation (Maybe a trip to Daytona... lol). Sorry you had a rough shift... if it makes you feel any better the leos you sold me are doing GREAT and I just love ]them!
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Brian Skibinski
Milwaukee Reptiles
Brian@MilwaukeeReptiles.com
...after all that, I think my leopard geckos are all the fun I can stand! BTW, thanks for doing the job you do!
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Marcia McGuiness
Golden Gate Geckos
www.goldengategeckos.com
Damn, im glad i work at a bagel shop. CAnt afford all the new morphs...but i love my 'kids' all the same. Ima gonna go hug my leos now....
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1.0 ball python- Azazel
1.0 columbian boa- Brooklyn
1.0 JCP-Milton
1.0 red blood python-Hiss
1.0 peach phase thayeri-Sancho
0.1 creamsicle corn- Pandora
1.1 hognose- Pricilla and Odd
0.1 russian tortoise- Manja
0.1.1 leos- Boji and Kodama
0.1 beardie- Indie
1.0 BTS- Griffon
0.1 Iggy- Sunny
0.1 pacific parrolet- Mishka
1.1 cats- Cairo and Oberon
1.4 ratties Rizzo, Bree, Blitzkreig, Raisin, and the Runt (R.I.P. Willard. 
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I'll trade you a hatchling carrot tail for a sesame with lox & cream cheese. And could you please toast it? Thanx.
Running into a an Apartment thats Fully Involved in Flames is much more Fun! Specially when you do it SOLO!
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Hey Chad, finish the story... and carrying out a gorgeous woman in a teddy who moved here from Pakistan and brought her flaming red 15" leopard gecko that lays golden eggs and wants you to have it -whew!
