Guys,
Hey!! Long time no read or write. Been truly busy. Saw this post and had a few minutes so I thought I would share with you fine folks my pathetic tale of woe and misery.......
A PATHETIC SNAKE STORY
by Fred Albury
Once upon a time there lived a snakekeeper/Indigo breeder named Fred Albury. He had a mid sized collection comprised of Eastern Indigos and Pituophis, as well as a few really choice boas. This is before he opened up his (then) business Aztec Reptiles.
One day,our hero found himself pressed for time, so he incorporated both cleaning his snakes cage in conjunction with feeding them at near the same time(Kids DONT try this at home)
Well, mid way through feeding them, his neighbor Rod comes by. Rods a bro and a close friend of Freds, who has seen much drama unfold in Freds life throughout the years. Well..Rod drops by and Fred proceeds to feed some of the snakes in front of him. Fred cleans his Eastern Indigos out first(The messiest) and Rods "Ohhhs..and Ahhsss over the Easterns. He wants one.
Then Fred puts them away, ashes hands and sits down to watch football(Go R*A*I*D*E*R*S*) Abou this time, right after Jerry Rice scores yet ANOTHER TD, Fred notices that the cage on the bottem of the rack containing one of his three *gravid* female eastern indigos is *EMPTY**!! Egahds!!
Whereupon Rod and Fred do what any Red blooded American male would do....they PANIC!! The apartment we then lived in was HEAVILY planted with ground cover that came almost up to your door, and there were tons of trees everywhere...very scenic!
Did I mention that there was a canyon about less than 150 feet away from the front door? One *chock* full o' hawks, rattlesnakes, kingsnakes, coyotes and assorted empty Old English 800 bottles?
Yup..PERFECT place to loose a snake. So, we went ouside and tore though all the iceplant, bushes, trees, parking lot...but to no avail!
Then we came back INSIDe the apartment, and completely ripped the place apart...COUCHEs were cut open, recliners dismantled, stoves pulled away from walls, boxes perused through, furniture moved around. But...after 2 hours of INTENSE searching..nothing.
Keep in mind the wifee had not yet arrived home yet with my daughter. She would be sooo pleased to learn of this recent tale of events.
SO.....ROD and I sat there, with the door open, depressed and feeling like total losers(You lose a Gravid red faced Eastern and you qualify in my book) We couldnt even feel the **RAIDER* love from them winning decisively over alesser team. Yup...we were rock bottem dead center....
As we got up to leave, he to go home and I to straighten up my house and face the enivitable "What the %*#@!* were you thinking Fred, you let it out?" from my then wife, we walked out the front door and I noticed a branch laying under the front window of the apartment. (I have horrible vision)
Funny..I thought to myself, THAT wasnt there before. I told bro Rod...and we went over to it, and it MOVED!!!It was my Gravid female eastern indigo, moveing along the wall headed right BACK into the apartment it had bailed from 4 hrs before.
**GLORY HALLELUJAH!!
We scooped it up...put it in its cage..I went to Home Depot and bought window locks for ALL the cages(A little paranoid is a good thing in my book)
And she had 12 healthy babies that year! God truly blessed me.
And the best part....the wife never even knew it happened 
Sometimes you win....sometimes you lose
Take care all,
Fred Albury
Aztec Reptiles