Ah, I've certainly missed the 50 responding posts, all off the subject, over the past few days, but it was nice to be able to provide some ideas without all the hooting. As to what a real monitor is, Frank, I don't disagree with what you say here about that, never have. Obviously they are the same living units (and often the same individuals, if you would read the posts) that were living in the wild not too long ago. They are a plane ride away from having been wild, remember?
The difference between real wild and real captive monitors seems to be hard for you to understand. Since I know you love analogies, let's try this: what is a real Australian Aboriginal? Same people, sometimes the same individuals. Nowadays, some of them retain their culture and live on their ancestral lands, using accumulated knowledge to live pretty darn well in a very hostile environment. It has been said with some justification that until a few hundred years ago, Australian Aboriginal people had the highest standard of living on earth, as gauged by the overall health of individuals, and the small percent of time they had to spend simply meeting survival needs (in other words, lots of leisure time). These were and are real Aboriginal people.
Also real are the Aboriginal people who now live on the fringe of white Australian society, eating whitefella food and contracting diabetes, drinking whitefella grog, sniffing whitefella petrol, bashing each other and rotting in whitefella jail. To a certain extent these conditions are imposed on Aboriginals who have lost their land and their culture; many of them do not have a choice anymore, or are presented with choices that are not in their best interests in the end.
Now, monitors in boxes are real, too, and they only get what we think they need. They don't die there (some of them don't, anyway), and you can say "they look fine to me". When you claim its about the stimuli provided, yes, that's correct – but why then do people ignore real stimuli?
It gets dark every day in the real world, and daylength varies – why ignore everything that is known about the physiological effects of light cycles?
UVB does far more than to produce vitamin D3 – why paint that over with dietary supplements?
Individual interactions, pheromones, reproductive cycling, etc., have profound effects on physiology – why claim "that don't matter, lookit all the eggs they lay?"
Yessiree, monitors in boxes are "real", just like Aboriginals in town are "real". What you're telling people is that white sugar, grog and petrol are the stimuli they choose, and that that's "good enough". Ain't, sorry – ask the real Aboriginals.

