Holy you-know-what!
I was sitting on the couch, peacefully eating a burrito, when Grass dives from her perch, stomps across the living room, and proceeds to THROW HERSELF AT ME in an attempt to get to my food. She's never done anything like this before!! This is the first time in our four months together that I've actually been afraid of her. But when 6 pounds of claws and teeth are flying at your face...
Yikes. If this keeps up, she's going to lose her roaming privileges. What do I do? It's not like telling her "No, bad lizard!" would work, would it?




