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Hello All,

Well...it seems I don't have the available funds to breed my own "true" Piebalds, but I've brilliantly discovered a new simple and cost-effective way to finally own the Piebald of my dreams! And for those of you who've also desired one of these beautiful animals, here's what you'll need:

- Chloroform (1oz. Jar)
- Paper Towl or Napkin
- Duct Tape
- Scissors
- White Spray Paint (Glossy)

On second thought... I've decided to patent this idea and package a Do-It-Yourself Piebald Kit that you may purchase through my new company "Possibly Piebalds" for the low introductory price of only $19.95. We accept Visa, Mastercard, and PayPal payments.

For more information, please contact us at evilsadisticbastards@seriouslyyouevilsadisticbastards.com

Been there. Done that... patent pending.

Uh huh. But do you offer pre-cut stencil swatches in Valentine hearts, Holloween pumpkins, Fourth of July stars, and Christmas candy canes? Didn't think so...

"Possibly Piebalds" also offers easy no downpayment/no credit check financing.

Guess I'll be putting you out of business soon enough. Good luck!

Chris
Owner/General Manager
Possibly Piebalds

what time zone are you in?...these kinds of posts only happen between 3 am and 6 am.

You know what they say..."Boredom is the mother of invention."

Chris
Owner/General Manager
Possibly Piebalds

How about spider balls? You can cut out lil spider paterns or just spider pics and spray paint those on...

just an idea

Now that's just plain silly!
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Chris
Owner/General Manager
Possibly Piebalds

>> Uh huh. But do you offer pre-cut stencil swatches in Valentine
>> hearts, Holloween pumpkins, Fourth of July stars, and Christmas
>> candy canes?

In one simple phrase my friend, "Your logo here!" (GRIN)

i hate you
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Chris
Ex-Owner/General Manager
Possibly Piebalds

And then you can have one of the brokers sell it as a true piebald!
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