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drunks and snakes...a deadly combination!

Mother nature, with the help of one of her most beautiful creatures, was just trying to get this idiot out of the gene pool. Now the doctors have f@cked that up.

"You! Outta the gene pool!" - Lifeguard

Wow... I'm not the only one who believes in keeping as a form of evolution....

This guy needs to move to Texas. Plenty of red necks here with the same mentality. The cool thing about red necks is they give you plenty of warning when about to do something stupid, and it always starts with "Hey dude, wanta see somethin cool"??

"For some stupid reason I stuck my hand back in the bag...and it bit me another eight times."

That's priceless.

Does that about sum it up?

yes, it is. Priceless and valuable

some people in this world need to learn how to read....

Seems like I remember the picking it up with the left hand because of a beer in the right remark.

Well, at least the sent him to the right hospital. I am sure the when they heard that a genius was on the way, they immediately routed him to the correct "Darwin" hospital.

Makes you wonder what other patients have been routed there. I am picturing: man who stuck penis in window sill and got slammed; man who thought it would be fun to kick a dud bomb on an Army bombing range; man who . . . . (fill in the blanks)

heheh.