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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a widdle white rabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet anaconda weally gives a thit."

I always did like that joke, only its not only an anaconda in it, pretty much whatever other large snake you want to say has been in it each time I have heard it. I wonder if that has ever happened before though..

>>I always did like that joke, only its not only an anaconda in it, pretty much whatever other large snake you want to say has been in it each time I have heard it. I wonder if that has ever happened before though..

I get that response almost every time I go to buy my girls food. I get a cute little chick or am looking at teh cute little bunnies. And usually it will be a customer going, awwww, they are cute aren't they? Going to its new little home. They about fall over when I tell them what is REALLY going to happen. LOL
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Crazy ZooLady

LMFAO!!!! I guess this joke has been out for some time. I never heard of it but I like it !
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