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Remember Monkeys In A Barrel? Even more fun with frozen rats!

Speaking of monkeys, ever set up three frozen rats in a See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil order? It's quite amusing.

Bobbing for Frozen Rats isn't as fun as it sounds, but if you're bored enough...

Just Some Thoughts,
Chris
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Chris, you need some help man.
How about loading them up in a skeet shooting launcher and having some target practice?

Now that's just sick!

Chris =)
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I like to thaw them out and grab them by the scruff of the neck in my hemostats then I put on little puppet shows for my snakes. I make up some dialog and give them funny little voices and make them dance around. When the snakes grab them I think of it as applause.

Mark

>>Remember Monkeys In A Barrel? Even more fun with frozen rats!
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>>Speaking of monkeys, ever set up three frozen rats in a See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil order? It's quite amusing.
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>>Bobbing for Frozen Rats isn't as fun as it sounds, but if you're bored enough...
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>>Just Some Thoughts,
>>Chris
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you know i tried strip poker with them but it just wasnt the same. and i tried you touch me there and i touch you back but they werent up for that. oh well. HAHAHAH

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. =)

Thanks For The Laugh,
Chris =)
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hey no problem. its my job or atleast hobby to make people laugh. lol

lol, but if 50k is on the line I'll bob for rats.
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