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Thane

Dumpy...Frumpy...Brood Mares and dead heads rotting on their porches raising loads of snot nosed rugrats!!!Bleeth!!!

(I'm goin ta see a movie....)

Frank
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"The luxury of not getting involved departed with the last lifeboat Skipper..."

Ooooaaaach-ch-ch-chpphht Phoooi
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Thane

but I think the liberals are breeding like rabbits too.

The difference is, they abort so many, that they don't increase in numbers as quickly as conservatives do!.--LOL

Rodney

(rodney) but I think the liberals are breeding like rabbits too.

(me) Well, they have more sex than us dumb uneducated conservatives. It's just the kind of sex they have wouldn't cause a pregnancy. Don't you know how much more educated liberals are ? They are very much smarter than dumb redneck conservatives. They're much to busy being smart and educated to raise families. Too busy with activism, too busy with at the coffee shop socializing and too busy catching the latest release by Hollywood idiots like Brad Spitt. They'll disappear eventually, since they're too busy to breed. A population implosion we WANT to see

(rodney) The difference is, they abort so many, that they don't increase in numbers as quickly as conservatives do!.--LOL

(me)This is a good thing

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Thane

More sex Thane?

You and Rodney both missed the point. Liberals are having more fun too!

Gee makes me think I'm hitched to the wrong politics......

Frank
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"The luxury of not getting involved departed with the last lifeboat Skipper..."

Sex, sex sex and don't forget the violence They having more fun doing anything useful ? Or are they just chatting in some highbrow coffee shop or some gallery with their artsy freinds ? Guess it depends on how you define fun. I'll take heat from all sides for saying this:

How bloody lame does a man have to be to sit on his rear for hours and hours drinking beer, wearing a baseball cap on backwards and watching a bunch of guys that are in shape throw a football around ? If a man truly loves sports, he doesn't sit on his hind end watching OTHERS play them, he gets up and goes out and plays them. Using "the game" as an excuse to drink more beer is all it usually is. Stupid.

All just my opinion. Gotta get back to "the game"
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Thane

EXCUSE ME.......

Understand this: If it wasn't for FOOTBALL, there wouldn't be FOOTBALL at all!

I like my weekly Packer game (and I don't drink beer). Played when I could, but enjoying the game is not limited to partisipation.

I also enjoy Highbrow (and low brow) conversation. That's why I stay out of Kansas where they don't take kindly to free thinking...

Frank
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"The luxury of not getting involved departed with the last lifeboat Skipper..."

(frank)EXCUSE ME.......

(me)Bb-b-b aa-a-a-arrfffft ! . . .Ugghh. 'scuse me too

(frank)Understand this: If it wasn't for FOOTBALL, there wouldn't be FOOTBALL at all !

(me)Remember now, this is all just my opinion: I'd be perfectly happy without football. Without baseball Without golf and without any number of what I see as sports for the idiot crowd.

(frank)I like my weekly Packer game (and I don't drink beer). Played when I could, but enjoying the game is not limited to partisipation.

(me)Well, if you enjoy it without drinking beer and hootin' and bellerin' like a dimwit lunatic you ain't so bad

(frank)I also enjoy Highbrow (and low brow) conversation. That's why I stay out of Kansas where they don't take kindly to free thinking...

(me)I reckon we be havin' a bit-o low brow conversatin' here My wifes from Kansas. She's happy to be out of there too. A good place to be FROM. Away from.

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Thane

(lol) See there 's this thing...

No other sport (Football)provides so many great opportunitys for a$$ kicking (and you get cheers for it).

As to yelling at the screen....Didn't you realise that there is a little man in the set that changes the outcome of the game if you yell loud enough?

An you thought Santa had all the elves.......(lol)

Frank
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"The luxury of not getting involved departed with the last lifeboat Skipper..."

(frank)As to yelling at the screen....Didn't you realise that there is a little man in the set that changes the outcome of the game if you yell loud enough ?

(me)I KNEW there was SOMETHIN' up with that

(frank)An you thought Santa had all the elves.......(lol)

(me)Santa... santa he be ee-ee-e-e-e-vil. Didja know that santa is simply a misspelling of satan ? Therefore santa... he be satan. And I'll not go into the whole discussion of those little elves. Oo-o-o-o-o-h you better watch out for them. Lol

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Thane

I like my weekly **RAIDER** game, though I will admit that as of late they seem dormant. And DISGUSTINGLY enough, the Chargers are in first place. I mean..what the @$#%&*!

I dont drink either, at least not more than once or twice a year, and never while watching a football game. I DO however throw soft inanimate objects at the screen(Releives tensions and makes me feel like Im part of the game)

I dont particularly like the commercials, being as they are sponsered and paid for by BIG BUSINESS to brainwash us into thinking that if we drink the silver bullet we will be skinny and cool(Ever see anyone that drinks that crap daily..they are usually neither)

Cheerleaders? Yup
Mascots? yup
Snackfood(Yup

Come on Frank..lets go watch a football game........

Laterz

Fred Albury

just watch out fer that santa guy. tis that time-o-year. LOL
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Thane

Gotta telll ya...I am a diehard Packer Fa (cept their cheerleaders need to dress better).

I do have a soft spot fer th' Raiders though..

Minnesotoa is the ultimate evil...........

Frank
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"The luxury of not getting involved departed with the last lifeboat Skipper..."

NP
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"The luxury of not getting involved departed with the last lifeboat Skipper..."