Hi, here are two limericks I composed in my spare time. Things on the news are grim, so I thought some amusement was in order.
An Ode to Feeding Prekilled Food...
There was a python from Aru
who found a large rat set askew.
He ate it a while,
then said with a smile,
"I like nice dead rats! How 'bout you?"
An Ode to my Wishful Thinking...
There was a young lady named Rita,
who adored a club known as PETA.
She abhorred keeping snakes,
hated dairy milk shakes,
but was eaten while freeing a cheetah!
If anyone wants to chime in with their own snake related poems, haiku or limericks, I'd love to hear them. 
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0.2 chickens
0.2 dog mutts (half ownership, only mine when they misbehave)
0.1 Halflinger horse
0.0 reptiles due to living with
1.1 parents
Still searching for 1.0 WC human
