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Beware....

MikeBurns01 Jan 20, 2005 10:21 AM

So, you want a blue tongue skink? I highly suggest you be a bit more specific, cause you just may get what you wish for. Not all blue tongue skinks are created equal. Blue tongue skinks have long been thought of a children's pet, a fun pet, a friendly pet.
And that was just perfect for Doctor Chimarea's plan. Dr. C had long been a friend and facilitator of Satan and wanted to spread the gospel of evil. So he devised a plan to get the spirit of Satan right in YOUR living room. Deep in the pits of heck*, there were little creatures being born, ahem, or should I say spawned.
These creatures were like no other. The body of a lizard, a tongue of cobalt, scales of glass, and the spirit of evil.
They were sent out to infeltrate the pet trade, to be commonly passed around as just "Blue Tongue Skinks". They were to be sold to unsuspecting famalies. Once in the hearts of their new owner they could start their world domination, in which heck* would walk earth. It has been said to this day, they are laying low, devising their plan every night when their heat lamps were turned off, they would escape into the pits of heck*, where satan himself would give them each a role in bringing heck* to earth. To this day, they are being spread around through pet shops that simply put "Blue Tongue Skink" on the door. So this is my warning to you. When you buy your skink, make sure you know what you are getting. Without proper education, you never know...you could have a TANIMBAR ISLAND BLUE TONGUE SKINK!!!!
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LIZARDS
0.0.1 Monkey-Tail Skink- "Bubba"
1.1 Irian Jaya Blue Tongue Skinks- "Sammy & Sausage Girl"
1.0 Indonesion BTS- "Don"
0.0.1 Tanimbar Island BTS- "Sebastian
1.0 Kei Island BTS- "Huckleberry Blue"
0.0.1 Ornate Uromastyx- "Spike"
0.1 Albino Leopard Gecko- "Sasha"

SNAKES
1.0 Green Tree Python- "Pink Floyd"
0.0.1 Sonoran Gophersnake- "Toro"
0.1 Western Hognose- "Piggy"

CHELONIANS
0.0.1 Egyptian Tortoise- "Tank"

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Tigergenesis Jan 20, 2005 10:31 AM

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1.0 Ball Python "Aragorn"
1.0 Bredl's Carpet Python "Strider"
1.0 Kenyan Sand Boa "Gimli"
1.0 Saharan Sand Boa "Frodo"
0.1 Rough-Scale Sand Boa "Arwen"
1.0 San Felipe Rosy Boa "Legolas"
0.1 California Kingsnake "Gentoo"
1.0 Mexican Black Kingsnake "Indigo"
1.0 Snow Corn snake "Chile"
0.1 Okeetee Corn snake "Amazon"
1.0 Crested Gecko "Willow"
0.0.1 Irian Jaya BlueTongued Skink
0.0.1 Monkey Tail Skink
0.1 Australian Cattle Dog/Pointer "Kira"

Ritas Jan 27, 2005 10:18 AM

I imagine a bite from one of those skinks must truly ruin your day.
Rita

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