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Not funny! This is some of my best stuff LOL. Did you miss my translation of the guy doing the street talk, now that was funny. How about the guy below that I was talking to as if he were from another country, not even a giggle there? Man this is a hard room to play. If your hoping for some good jokes about genitals (using the accepted wording) Bonnie won’t let me post those here so I have to work with what I have LOL, you should have seen her reaction to my “Happy Place Picture” I posted a few months back. I thought she was gonna have a stroke LOL.

Well if you don’t like my humor, I’m sorry. I do know that tone is very difficult to grasp without the benefit that humane voice inflection provides, but the voices in my head thinks this stuff to be hysterical and yet still educational. But as a wise Irishman once said “In order for an Irishman to speak to his equal, he is forced to converse with the almighty” (10 points to the one who can tell me where that quote came from) and yes I am an Irishman.

But if my jokes don’t get to you how about an impression…..
“You talkin to me?, You talking to me!, I don’t see nobody else here so YOU must be talkin to me!” TaDa now that is dead on Dinero who got to admit that was good? Or how about….
“I’ll get you my pretty, and your Little dog too!!!”, the wicked witch of the west. How about that for some diversity come on this boy has talent!
Don’t get me started on Karaoke, I just may never stop then……

Try to smile once in a while, it is good medicine for the soul. Laughter relieves stress and makes things more enjoyable. Not everything has to be stoic and serious, you can answer questions and have doing it. If you don’t like my humor take solace in knowing that I am cracking up on the other side of the keyboard as I type, so at least one of us is laughing. Try not taking offense from post from people that you have never met and have no ill will towards you. As I have said before, it is not like anyone is saying that your snake and wife are ugly and I would take issue with any man that offends a snake! Badumbump!

Thank you Kingsnake and Goodnight!!!

And now just to stay on topic, here is a picture of a beautiful Boa that I produced last year.

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Jim Hopkins "Hoppy"
Hopkins Holesale Herps
Hopfam1@aol.com

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Jim Hopkins "Hoppy"
Hopkins Holesale Herps
Hopfam1@aol.com

I think.

Brett

Good to know that some people are laid back and can take life in stride. Some folks on here, think that I am " high strung " but they do not know me personnaly. Here, is my favorite Irish joke; " There was these two friends ( Patty and Omally ) and Omally was on his death bead and he looks up at Patty and says: ( Do you remeber the good old days when we use to explore the world and we were on that Spanish Gallion? ) and Patty says, yes of course! Omally says, ( Do you remember that bottle of good Irish Whiskey that we said we would open on the most special of occasions? ) and Patty says, Yes I do my friend! Omally says; ( When I die my friend, I would like you to take that bottle of Irish Whiskey and poor it all over me grave! ) Patty says; ( Of course I will my friend, RIGHT AFTER I PASS IT THROUGH MY KIDNEYS!! Anyway, GOD BLESS.........Johnson Herp

I like the Irishman comment, that was good!!!

Lol, now thats funny stuff.....You do a GREAT Deniro, by the way!

Keep em' coming

scott

>>Not funny! This is some of my best stuff LOL. Did you miss my translation of the guy doing the street talk, now that was funny. How about the guy below that I was talking to as if he were from another country, not even a giggle there? Man this is a hard room to play. If your hoping for some good jokes about genitals (using the accepted wording) Bonnie won’t let me post those here so I have to work with what I have LOL, you should have seen her reaction to my “Happy Place Picture” I posted a few months back. I thought she was gonna have a stroke LOL.
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>>Well if you don’t like my humor, I’m sorry. I do know that tone is very difficult to grasp without the benefit that humane voice inflection provides, but the voices in my head thinks this stuff to be hysterical and yet still educational. But as a wise Irishman once said “In order for an Irishman to speak to his equal, he is forced to converse with the almighty” (10 points to the one who can tell me where that quote came from) and yes I am an Irishman.
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>>But if my jokes don’t get to you how about an impression…..
>>“You talkin to me?, You talking to me!, I don’t see nobody else here so YOU must be talkin to me!” TaDa now that is dead on Dinero who got to admit that was good? Or how about….
>>“I’ll get you my pretty, and your Little dog too!!!”, the wicked witch of the west. How about that for some diversity come on this boy has talent!
>>Don’t get me started on Karaoke, I just may never stop then……
>>
>>Try to smile once in a while, it is good medicine for the soul. Laughter relieves stress and makes things more enjoyable. Not everything has to be stoic and serious, you can answer questions and have doing it. If you don’t like my humor take solace in knowing that I am cracking up on the other side of the keyboard as I type, so at least one of us is laughing. Try not taking offense from post from people that you have never met and have no ill will towards you. As I have said before, it is not like anyone is saying that your snake and wife are ugly and I would take issue with any man that offends a snake! Badumbump!
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>>Thank you Kingsnake and Goodnight!!!
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>>And now just to stay on topic, here is a picture of a beautiful Boa that I produced last year.
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>>Jim Hopkins "Hoppy"
>>Hopkins Holesale Herps
>>Hopfam1@aol.com
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E&C's Exotic House of Reptiles

after having a bad day a few days ago, I read your post and couldn't stop laughing...I had written a lengthy reply in agreement with you but my computer froze and it didn't post. I hate it when someone criticizes a post b/c they couldn't find the humor in it...oh well. I too am usually laughing/smiling when I write or read a lot of the ks posts anymore and you other post was just too true. Keep the comedy coming b/c the rest of the world is just to serious sometimes! (and some snake pics are nice once in awhile too)!
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Sincerely, Jason
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My Website: www.members.aol.com/northeastsnakes
My collection...
BOAS: 0.1 Solomon Island Ground Boa, 1.1 Brazilian Rainbow Boas, 1.1 Argentine Boas, 2.2 Nicaraguans, 1.1 Sonoran Desert Boas, 1.1 Cay Caulkers, 1.0 Columbian Boa 100% het Kahl Albino, 0.1 Anery boa, 0.1 Salmon OTW, 1.1 Hog Island Boas, 0.1 Hog Island Boa poss het patternless.
PYTHONS: 1.2 Green Tree Pythons, 2.2 Bismarck Ringed Pythons, 2.8 Normal Ball Pythons, 1.0 Ball Python 100% het Piebald, 1.1 Spotted Pythons.
COLUBRIDS: 1.1 Black Pines, 1.1 Northern Pines, 2.2 Bairds Ratsnakes, 1.2 White-sided Black Ratsnakes.
CORNS: 1.0 Blizzard, 1.2 Bloodreds, 1.2 Butters, 1.0 Ghost, 0.1 Sunglow, 1.0 Hypo het Amber, 1.1 Lavenders, 1.1 Miami Phases, 1.2 Reverse Okeetee, 0.1 Snow, 0.1 Striped Amel, 3.2 Okeetees.
OTHER: 0.0.3 N. Diamondback Terrapins.

If I bred a boa 50% het for albino with a boa 33% het for anery, will it be 83% ghost or snow? lol
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Sincerely, Jason
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My Website: www.members.aol.com/northeastsnakes
My collection...
BOAS: 0.1 Solomon Island Ground Boa, 1.1 Brazilian Rainbow Boas, 1.1 Argentine Boas, 2.2 Nicaraguans, 1.1 Sonoran Desert Boas, 1.1 Cay Caulkers, 1.0 Columbian Boa 100% het Kahl Albino, 0.1 Anery boa, 0.1 Salmon OTW, 1.1 Hog Island Boas, 0.1 Hog Island Boa poss het patternless.
PYTHONS: 1.2 Green Tree Pythons, 2.2 Bismarck Ringed Pythons, 2.8 Normal Ball Pythons, 1.0 Ball Python 100% het Piebald, 1.1 Spotted Pythons.
COLUBRIDS: 1.1 Black Pines, 1.1 Northern Pines, 2.2 Bairds Ratsnakes, 1.2 White-sided Black Ratsnakes.
CORNS: 1.0 Blizzard, 1.2 Bloodreds, 1.2 Butters, 1.0 Ghost, 0.1 Sunglow, 1.0 Hypo het Amber, 1.1 Lavenders, 1.1 Miami Phases, 1.2 Reverse Okeetee, 0.1 Snow, 0.1 Striped Amel, 3.2 Okeetees.
OTHER: 0.0.3 N. Diamondback Terrapins.

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