Hi Jake, look, I know you're well intentioned and love your little Burm dearly. I also know that getting jumped on can be a very unpleasant and dismaying experience.
But here's a little list. I've been stepped on by horses, gotten unmentionable fluids on my hands (you really don't want to know what kind) I've been attacked by chickens, knocked over by dogs, have had some valuable property destroyed (prescription glasses etc), been chewed on by cats and outwitted by mice. And that's not even mentioning the humans involved.
The point is, dealing with animals of any kind is very damaging to the ego. Anyones ego. A great deal of humility is needed. Not only to stay calm and not take it personally when your snake/chicken/cat suddenly chomps you, but to learn or relearn things that may benefit your animal's welfare.
I'm going to suggest you do one thing with Carmichael's response to you, and then give you some opinions on your own reply to it.
Wait till you can look objectively at it. Then look at his response again. Look at what he says, not how he says it. Grit your teeth if you wish, but what he says makes perfect logical sense, even if the delivery was somewhat ah, rough.
Now my own 2 cents. I don't care if you don't like rodents. Feed live if you absolutely must, or find a way to humanely kill the animal completely. It is cruel to just injure the damn thing and leave it twitching.
The suggestion to buy a little freezer was a good one. I'm sure with a little looking you can find one for $50 or even free if you haul. Buying frozen food online means you'll be paying a lot of money at once, but the shipping costs are worth it. You can find high quality grain fed CO2 euthanized and vacum sealed rodents for probably less per rodent than you are paying now.
If you don't have an after school job, look to the traditional kid income techniques, mowing lawns, shoveling snow, walking dogs, Ebaying stuff on commission, etc. That you're on here shows you're familiar with computers. Maybe giving old people internet lessons? (will look great on a resume
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And lastly, now that I've typed into the midnight hour, here's a minor thing. A dog or parakeet is a pet and an albino cal king could sort of be considered one. You can take some liberties with a pet. You cannot take liberties with a burm. You are not a pet owner, your burm is not a pet. You are your burms keeper and your burm is your animal. It's a small difference but a very important one.
Whatever you do, I wish your burm and you well.
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0.2 chickens
0.2 dog mutts (half ownership, only mine when they misbehave)
0.1 Halflinger horse
0.0 Arizona Mountain Kingsnake (coming soon)
1.1 parents
Still searching for 1.0 WC human