NOR is it a pile of paperwork. You simply need to sit down and fill out some applications. THEE, most difficult part is getting your physician to act as the Primary Investigator for FDA purposes. They, then act as the person under whose direction, the A/V will be administered (or else an emergency room physician who will act in their behalf).
The FDA/CBER is well aware that these anti-sera are imported for personal use, and are ONLY to be used in an emergency situation to treat a snake bite.
It's far cheaper to spend $450 to obtain a supply of the correct(AND NOT WATERED DOWN) exotic serum, than it is to risk HOPING a zoo will stock it.
We are hoping to alleviate this problem with the NE AV Bank, but as such, have some legalities to work out before its fully running. Ahhh, yes.....all you need to screw up a perfect plan, is too throw some lawyers in the fray.