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FUNNY..........SNAKE RELATED HUMOR

JaredHorenstein Apr 18, 2005 08:22 AM

Hopefully it dosent get pulled.....

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weawy givths a thit."

HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE!!!

Jared

Replies (4)

Ballboutique Apr 18, 2005 08:47 AM

Funny stuff!!!!!!!

But how true!
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ginebig Apr 18, 2005 09:53 AM

I got a few of em

ginebig Apr 18, 2005 09:54 AM

See I tol' ya

sugarfox03 Apr 18, 2005 10:07 AM

LMAO...I have that in one of my tanks!!

Melody

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