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...can you guess what she did within the first five minutes?

If you said "crap all over", give yourself a big pat on the back!

Eric
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If Jesus is your co-pilot, you'd better change seats!

Three different indigos in three different new cages and 3 different piles of doo doo.

Maybe they want the place to smell like home...

BTW, I bought Precicion cages from Lovell Romans in Columbus. They are 4 footers but I'm going to try to connect them with PVC pipe to make 8 foot cages with one side heated and the other at room temp.

I wish I would have thought to have Lovell make the nice neat holes where I need them...oh well, next time. If this works out I'll have 8 foot cages for $350 each.

Eric,

The BEST way to combat this phenomenom is:

Step #1) Invite several friends over the house,maybe four or
five. Tell them in advance that youll be serving a
dish that your grandmother taught you how to cook.
Make sure that they arent your CLOSEST friends however
(More on why later) Invite them to come over in
5 days from now.

Step #2) *VERY IMPORTANT STEP*
FEED all your Drymarchon three days prior to your
friends and family comeing over. Feed them well.

Step #3) The day of the gathering, close windows and turn up
air temps in house by ten degrees. And turn on the
overhead fans(If in summer)

Step #4) The morning of the gathering, ALL your Drymarchon will
defecate. Postpone cleaning cages until 1-2 hrsBEFORE
guests arrive.That way your SURe theyll be clean:0)

Step #5) Serve dinner and enjoy good conversation.

Step #6) Realize that ALL your Drymarchon have emptied their
flatulent bowels and your house AGAIN stinks like
(You can add your expletive here) Make excuses for
embarrassing noises emanateing from reptile room.

Step #7) Send thank you cards to guests for attending.
Prepare yourself to never see them again.

lol

Fred Albury

P.S.

This is a true story. Sad as it may seem.

God bless