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Top ten snakey quotes (silly humor)

Drosera Apr 27, 2005 01:00 AM

Okay, I wrote these down when I was bored, and am still endlessly amused by my own creation. If my kingsnake Sophia could talk, here are her top ten sayings, 1 being most common, 10 (fortunately) least.

1. .................
2. ?????????????????
3. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Mouse???
5. MOUSE!!!
6. Oooooohh! Interesting!
7. Yaaaah! Cold hands! Cold hands!
8. Back in cage so soon?
9. Yum..... Yum... Yum... Got more?
10. Hand! It's what's for dinner!

Yeah, I'm being silly. Anyone's clever retic, meek BP or hyper baby corn have a different list? I'd love to hear it.
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0.1 chickens (Condor)
0.2 dog mutts (half ownership, only mine when they misbehave, Lucy & Amy)
0.1 Halflinger horse (Crissy)
0.1 Normal phase California Kingsnake (Sophia)
1.1 parents
Still searching for 1.0 WC human

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