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This is how my iguana figures out how much he should poop.

The amount of poop an iguana contains = [food x heat](r)(q)(y)

Where r = Is it breeding season?
q = Why are you clipping my claws/not feeding me/making me take a bath/looking at me/still alive?
y = Price of item to be pooped upon.

Don't forget the "x" factor, which is:

No matter HOW much I just pooped in the bath, or how little I felt like eating this week, I will ALWAYS hold some poopy in reserve for when you make me do something I don't want to!!! Then- BEWARE!! Don't ever doubt my ability to produce poop at will, especially in the carrier on the way to the vet!

OMG that is soooooooooo funny and true! Love your equation. Hi to your I-Have-My-Own-Agenda Iggy, he's a cutie.
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Sheryl

Touch passion when it comes your way, it's hard enough to find as it is. Don't walk away when it calls you by name.
B 5

Happily enslaved to Green Iguana Master G'Kar
~~24 7~~

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!
Love your sense of humor...and it's soooooo true!
Your ig is adoreable!
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Meredith
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