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The Best of Ball Python Dance Hits -- ON SALE NOW!!!

Featuring The Scammers and their hit song "There's Definitely Something Going On With This Guy!". And who could forget The Newbies and their number one chart-topper "Why Won't My Baby Eat?" But wait! No Ball Python dance CD would be complete without that sexy disco smash "Send Me A Belly Shot" by Happy & the Harlequins.

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And start dancing TODAY!
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mean people suck

Now I'm going to have that dam song stuck in my head - LOL
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Tosha

"One of these days i am going to wake up..look around...and realize my place looks more like "Ace Venturas"s than my own." Coldthumb

7.33.0 Ball Python (Harry and Fluffy and gang)
1.0.0 Angolan Python (Skywalker)
0.0.1 Green Tree Python
0.2.0 Feline (Pippen and Pandora)
0.0.1 Dessert Tortoise (Pope John Paul "JP"
2.2.1 Fish (1,2,3,4)
0.0.2 frogs rescued from pool skimmer
0.0.1 lizard rescued from vicious feline

Cool, I'm orderin' two of em

Quig

Chris, is your comedy just gracing us or do you actually make a living off of it? If you do get paid for it they need to give you a raise!
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Bryan, Atlanta GA

1-0-0 Ball Python - Apep
0-1-0 Mountain Horned Dragon - Ki
1-1-0 Rats... no wait... ROTTEN Little Cats - Ra, Bastet
0-1-0 Little Angelic Kitten - Isis
1-0-0 Horse... whoops... BIG Golden Retriever - Jake
0-1-0 Wife
2-0-0 Kids

LMAO What I do isn't real comedy. It's more like...umm...a special blend of sarcasm and schizophrenia. Eddie Izzard. Now THERE'S a comedian!

Chris
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mean people suck

np
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Bryan, Atlanta GA

1-0-0 Ball Python - Apep
0-1-0 Mountain Horned Dragon - Ki
1-1-0 Rats... no wait... ROTTEN Little Cats - Ra, Bastet
0-1-0 Little Angelic Kitten - Isis
1-0-0 Horse... whoops... BIG Golden Retriever - Jake
0-1-0 Wife
2-0-0 Kids

It just dawned on me that I kinda criticized your compliment. Sorry. I didn't mean to insult your opinion or belittle it in any way. I'm just not very good at accepting compliments. Sorry.

And thanks.

Chris
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mean people suck

np
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Bryan, Atlanta GA

1-0-0 Ball Python - Apep
0-1-0 Mountain Horned Dragon - Ki
1-1-0 Rats... no wait... ROTTEN Little Cats - Ra, Bastet
0-1-0 Little Angelic Kitten - Isis
1-0-0 Horse... whoops... BIG Golden Retriever - Jake
0-1-0 Wife
2-0-0 Kids

That was great, thanks!
Ken
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0.5 Normal Ball Pythons (Norma, Nova, Nala, Nimeesha, Nyoka)
1.1 Argentine B/W Tegus (Draco and Drucilla)
0.1 Columbian B/W Tegu (Diablo)
1.0 Black Throat Monitor (Razor)
1.0 Desert Tortoise (Tubbs) from Tortoise Rescue
1.0 Boxer (Shadow)
0.1 Feline (CK)
1.0 Memory of my Redtail Boa (Mo) which passed away after 28 years

It's only after we abandon the classroom that our sense of humor is appreciated.

Chris
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mean people suck