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Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened! Do you remember?)

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Wow! This is a tough act to follow! Nice job!

scalawag

PS Well Stoeckl, what do you think happened to all those Muslim Male Extremists between ages 17 and 40? I'll bet you miss them!

fwewer
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Even if your on the right track you will get run over if you just sit there

I saw this one before:

1. Between the years 1095 AD to 1270 AD, eight crusades were launched, resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Jews and Muslims. These crusades were started by:
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. White males of mostly European heritage

2. Around the mid-13th century, the catholic church adopted the use of torture and terror in order to ferret out heresies. This Inquisition was started and carried out by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. White males of mostly European heritage

3. From 1619 AD to 1845 AD, hundreds of thousands of africans of all ages were captured, cramed onto ships, sailed to a different land and sold into a lifetime of slavery and torture and death. This was done by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. White males of mostly European heritage

4. On December 29th, 1890, 300 Indian men, women and children were slaughtered at Wounded Knee. This was carried out by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. White males of mostly European heritage

5. Between 1939 and 1945, somewhere between 4 and 6 million Jews were murdered by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. White males of mostly European heritage

6. On August 6th and 9th, 1945, two atomic bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, killing hundreds of thousands of Japanese civilians. Those bombs were dropped by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindbergh
c. Mother Teresa
d. White males of mostly European heritage

7. On March 16th, 1968, 504 unarmed civilians were murdered in the village of My Lai by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. White males of mostly European heritage

8. On August 1st, 1966, 14 innocent people were shot and killed in Texas by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. a white male of mostly European heritage

9. Over a period of 18 years, three people were killed and 29 injured by bombs planted by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. a white male of mostly European heritage

10. In the 1980's, a group called The Order was responsible for a crime spree that included the murder of talk show host Alen Berg. The Order is a group of:
a. Smurfs
b. Catholic priests
c. Aliens from Mars
d. White males of mostly European heritage

11. As a result of a chemical spill due to unsafe design and cost-cutting, to this date over 10,000 people have died in Bhopaul thanks to Union Carbide, a company run by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. White males of mostly European heritage

12. On April 19th, 1995, 168 people were killed in the Oklahoma City Federal Building which was blown up by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. a white male of mostly European heritage
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-audri
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I pointed out deliberate acts of terrorism within the last 40 years. I'm sure we can all go back through the Centuries and find something to make a point, but you are really pathetic. The Crusades and wars.... come on now. I noticed you left out the thousands of Jews tortured and killed by the Nazis. What about all the Africans that sold their own people to the mostly white males of European heritage. What about the Jews that were slaves for the Egyptians....

You really are pathetic.....

Did anyone else notice how Audri doesn't seem to have any problem with the type of people (that would be terrorists Audri) that were responsible for 9/11? "Pathetic" is an understatement. You are a disgrace!

scalawag

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What do I win?

How about this one:

1. A brat was raised up in a sheltered, cushy little nest, never knowing anything of responsibility, hard work, struggle etc., only to become a member of her vavorite club...the Taliban, so she could get back at Bush and aaall the "bad" people she doen't like. Her name is:

A. Pinatamonkey
B. Audr
C. Pinatamonkey
D. Audri
E. all of the above

All the above?

scalawag