I came across this poem on another forum about a discussion about feeding frogs/mice. Of course I like it because it supports my "mice-only" stance!
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Toads is tasty and frogs is fine
but my OH my, them mice is devine
Don't gib me no slimy ol' phibian
Likes me them sweet sweet sweeeeeet
mamilian
Crunchy little bonzes
shrill high pitched groanzes
Toads be so bumpidy and lumpidty and
frogs is just tooooo squishidy
fuzzy little mousities
make my mouth so happitie
No no no to those whose nose be whisker free
they tickle me so and they nourish me
tickle my insides they do
whiskery kisses through and through
Likes me them mammimilians, warm and soft and fun to lick
Not them foul amphibibians, cold and wet and ick ick ick
The above was written by one of my hogs who when quiered as to preferences and broke out into verse.
Wilomn of faunaclassifieds.com
