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General Bastaan!
Lets see what happens LOLOLOLOLOL
In a message dated 10/1/2005 9:21:50 PM Pacific Standard Time, mingyange7@yahoo.com.hk writes:
MR.MING YANG
HANG SENG BANK LTD.
83, Des Voeux Road.,
Central HK,
Hong Kong.

(mingeyang7@yahoo.com.hk)

Goodday,

Let me start by introducing myself.I am Mr. Ming Yang director of
operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.I have an obscured business
suggestion for you. Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Gen. Aadel
Akgaal Bastaan who was with the Iraqi forces and also businessman made a
numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of Twenty Four
million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch.Upon
maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war which began
in 2003. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no
response came from him. We later find out that the General along with his
wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a bomb blast
that hit their home. You can read more about the bombings on visiting
these sites below:

1.http://www.ccmep.org/usbombingwatch/2003.htm#3/19/03
2.http://civilians.info/iraq/deaths_data.php

After further investigation it was also discovered that Gen. Aadel Akgaal
Bastaan did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including
the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last
time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my
bank. So, Twenty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars
is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it.
What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the
expiration 3 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong
Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my
suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the
next of kin to Gen. Aadel Akgaal Bastaan so that you will be able to
receive his funds.

MODALITIES:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall
come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary
document that will back you up as the next of kin to Gen. Aadel Akgaal
Bastaan, all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide
me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his
job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill
in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and of
probate in your favour for the move of the funds to an account that will
be provided by you.There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we
are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the
necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all
matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to
your nominated bank account we shall then share in the ratio of 65% for
me, 35% for you.

Should you be interested please send me.

1.) Your full name and address,
2.) Your company name and address if any,.
3.) Your private / official telephone and fax number.

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below:
mingeyang7@yahoo.com.hk and finally after that I shall provide you with
more details of this operation.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards
Mr. Ming Yang

AND I WROTE BACK:

Dear Mr. Yang:

I read your email today and must say that I believe you have come to the right man, I am half chinese, half Japanese, so my appearance will surely enhance our chances at recovering Gen. Bastaans funds. Unfortunately I am currently in Iran where I am performing at a USO club, the hours suck but the $ is very good considering my life is at risk 24 hours a day 7days a week from car bombs and suicide operatives. Luckily I am going home in 3 days to see my wife and 10 children (all boys!). I must go now to perform on stage ( I play a bartender in a space bar called the Millenium Falcon Bar and Grill) but I will contact you once I am home in Texas where I live. My wife and I run a hunt club for the rich and shameless where we allow them to shoot at each other if they wish, sometimes they want to hunt man, but we told them we dont have the permits for that YET. I look forwards to speaking with you soon regarding this important matter. Below is my information, if you need to contact me to speak you can send me your phone number. Will it be possible to meet at some point to discuss the details of our transaction? Let me know if this is possible as I have several shows scheduled in Europe in the coming weeks and must fly over there to iron out the details. I look forwards to speaking with you!

Cheers and salutations!

DR. William U. Toucheme
Blast em ranch
Dallas Texas
909-484-0167

Brett, you have waaay too much time on your hands, as well as a fertile imagination & a sick sense of humor. Looking forward to fishing with you one of these days.

~~Greg~~

I know, I know, Im going to stop with the posts BUT dang its funny to think that some nitwit might reply and I can bait them into some fun!!
Meanwhile, I hope to take that offer up one of these days and get out there and wet a line, I just started reading "Crunch and Des" again for the umpteenth time. So check out my Lyre snakes new backdrop, used a boulder as a mold and have started to fashion my own resin rock panels, pretty fun stuff to work with.
Ciao
Brett

Nice looking backdrop.

Crunch & Des were my heroes when I was maybe twelve or fourteen. That's goin' back a ways. When you finish that, re-read The Old Man & The Sea. Great stuff.

~~Greg~~

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www.ebolamonkeyman.com

Actually got a reply off this one!LOL
Dear William U. Toucheme,

Thank you very much for your response, and your interest in this transaction, I am also glad to note that you are a noble and trustworthy person whom I can rely on for your capabilities to handle this transaction that is why I decided to do this business with you, and due to this issue on my hands now,it became necessary for me to seek your assistance, I appreciate the fact that you are ready to assist me in executing this project. You should not have anything to worry about,I will do everything legally required to ensure that the project goes smoothly,it shall pass through all Laws of International Banking.Having resolved to entrust this transaction into your hands, I want to remind you that, it needs your commitment and diligent follow up.If you work seriously,the entire transaction should be over in a couple of days.

READ THE FOLLOWING AND GET BACK TO ME:

Firstly, I will want to know the type of occupation that you do and how old you are. You should note that this project is highly capital intensive, this is why I have to be very careful, I need your total devotion and trust to see this through. I know we have not met before,but I am very confident that we will be able to establish the necessary trust that we need to execute this project.I am now in contact with a foreign online bank, I now intend that you open an account in your name in this foreign bank.The money would be transfered to your account which you will open in the bank for both of us, this is the best way,I have found,it will protect us from my bank. I want us to enjoy this money in peace when we conclude. So you should listen to my instructions and follow them religiously. Also You have to know that I cannot transfer this money in my name as my bank will be aware that it is from me. This is where I need you.As result of this,you will have to open an account in the corresponding bank. After this,the money will be banked online for both of us, no other person will be involved in this transaction, the 35% will be for you,and We can then instruct the bank to transfer our various shares into our respective home bank accounts. I will also perfect the documentations with the assistance of my attorney to give the transaction the legal right.Before I commence,I will need you to send me a copy of any form your identification (Driver's licence or International passport) and your current address. I want to be sure that I am transacting with the correct person. As soon as I get these from you,I will commence the paper I hope you will understand why I need all these. The money in question is big and I want to ensure that I know you well before I proceed to give you all the details to commence the project. I will also send you a copy of my working I.D. upon receipt of your identification. I will send the name and contact details of the bank and their website to you so that you can commence communication with them.

Ensure that you keep this project confidential, do not discuss it with anybody, because of the confidential nature of this transaction and my work.

Please reply soonest.

Regards,
Ming Yang.

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In a message dated 10/1/2005 9:21:50 PM Pacific Standard Time, mingyange7@yahoo.com.hk writes:
MR.MING YANG
HANG SENG BANK LTD.
83, Des Voeux Road.,
Central HK,
Hong Kong.