This is why you should never mix the Bible, pain killers (legal dr ordered), and video games... Leads to really messed up ideas, LOL.
I have worked hard to teach my kids to make sure that they know what is actually in there to make sure they are following that and not just someone's take on what is in there. In teaching them that I learned a lot on the way. It drives my mother crazy since she is actually an ordained minister and my house looks like a shrine to almost every mythology that ever existed (as you can see in the animal names). She doesn't understand it is just to help me with my writing (scifi, mythology) and that we are not making human or animal sacrifies every night to them! Though...
Not trying to start a religious debate here (though from the sound of it we are both on the same side there). I just loved your quote!
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Bryan, Atlanta GA
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