...which Thursday/ Friday/ Saturday combo in April works best for you two for our 2nd annual Sandhills trip?
Hopefully we will find more Kings/ Corns/ Scarlet Kings/ Hognose/ Mole Kings
& less Worm snakes and Ringnecks this year.
By the way boys, Kevin is DEFINITELY coming again this year. So, the below is bound to occur again:
1. Me yelling at Kevin about how he drives.
2. Michael insulting certain aspects of Kevin's wife's family tree.
3. Kevin and I fighting like two 5 year olds in the back seat.
4. Kevin VANISHING in the woods with my car keys while we wait in the blazing sun next to my locked truck for him to show up with a salamander or grasshopper.
5. Michael making fun of everyone as we relieve ourselves in the woods.
6. Millions of roaches will again be, "homeless tonight, baby!"
7. Sam's 6-year old will again catch better stuff than me.
8. Zee will again look at the topography and foliage, tell me that no Corn's will be in there, and 2 minutes later I will bring out a Corn.
9. We will talk big about going to certain establishments at night which prefer 1-dollar bills --- and we will end up eating pizza, drinking soda out of 1 liter bottles, and sleep 2-to-a-bed with each other.
10. Michael will tell me not to go on a certain property because he has to ask permission; I will laugh at him and tell him that I will be done flipping before he is off the front porch; next Jesus himself will ask for our driver's licenses and Michael will call for us and say let's get out of here!!!
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Peter Jolles
East Coast Colubrids
www.eastcoastcolubrids.com
