"That's actually the only venomous turtle in the US...no, just kidding!"

LMAO! I was reading that thinking, "There are venomous turtles here??"
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1.0.0 Thoroughbred
1.0.0 Mali Uromastyx
0.1.0 Bearded Dragon
0.1.0 Crested Gecko
1.2.0 German Shepherds
1.2.0 Cats
0.1.1 Birds (Cockatiel and Conure)
1.1.0 Rabbits
0.0.2 Florida red-bellied turtles
3 Fish tanks (SW and FW)